She is always three moves ahead. The hedge has never moved at all. Wilhelmina Tacticalloway takes the field as a Tactics Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 014/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tactical PausePauses mid-argument. Enemy panics. Tactical Prod (40)Prods the plaintiff into a tactical error. Pause Slam…
Two planners, two hats and two ideas of where the hedge should go. Wilhelmina Twinbrimmer takes the field as a Hat Duo Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hat ClashTwo hats, one plan, two opinions. Hat Clash Slam (50)Slams the plaintiff between two…
This is Wilma Spadecap. She dug a trench on the line. It fills with Krumplethorn rain. Wilma Spadecap takes the field as a Spade Cap, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dig DeepDigs a trench along the line. Trench Dig (40)Digs a trench by…
She has never had a bad day. Only a poorly ventilated attic. Winifred Gablecourt takes the field as a Gable Mistress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: RooflineHer skyline is tidy even when she isn’t. Gable Dive (50)Dives off the gable onto a hat. Slate…
This is Winifred Hornlamp. She stands at the gate like a lamp post. Krumplethorns walk into her. Winifred Hornlamp takes the field as a Lamp Hand, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 089/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lamp PostStands like a lamp post at the gate. Sly Lamp Glare…
Her wheel is intricate, ornamental and absolutely fatal to Krumplethorns. Winifred Hubfusilier takes the field as a Hub Fusilier, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hub RulesThe hub is hers. The spokes are hers. Hub Shot (40)Shoots the plaintiff off the hub. Spoke Shower…
She keeps the household stitched together. Often through the Krumplethorns. Winifred Lacepin takes the field as a Lady’s Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lace PinPins every ribbon, bow, and Krumplethorn. Pin Prick (30)Pricks them with the end of the lacepin. Lantern Bump (30)Bumps…
She scouts at speed. The hedge has never once been first to move. Winifred Throttlehaven takes the field as a Throttle Scout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Throttle EtiquetteHer engine purrs. Then it roars. Orange Wheelie (60)Wheelies over the plaintiff in orange. Lamp Stare…
Her desk has wheels so she can plan faster. The hedge remains unmoved. Winifred Vellumwheel takes the field as a Desk Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 002/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Roll Out the PlansRolls out the plans, then rolls over objections. Vellum Roll (60)Rolls a vellum…
This is Winnifred Smokestack. She steams whenever a Krumplethorn touches the hedge. Often. Winnifred Smokestack takes the field as a Smoke Hat, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Prim Steam UpSteams up when the hedge is touched. Steam Puff (50)Puffs steam in their face….
He has a key for every door and a door for none of them. Winslow Keyhollow takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 004/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Master KeyUnlocks any door the Krumplethorns lock. Key Jab (50)Jabs a heavy key into their ribs….
His hat is a ribbon. His fortune is a knot that no lawyer can untie. Winston Bowbridge takes the field as a Loop Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ribbon HatTies every dispute into a bow. Loop Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff in a…
He cycles the estate at dawn, which is also when the hedge grows. Winston Cyclegrid takes the field as a Grid Cyclist, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Grid CommuteCycles the grid. Never leaves it. Grid Rush (50)Rushes the plaintiff along the grid. Chain Snap…
This is Winston Dustpanache. He sweeps with style. The Krumplethorns watch. Then get swept. Winston Dustpanache takes the field as a Fan Broom, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: PanacheSweeps with style. Flourish Sweep (50)Sweeps with a flourish. Hat Doff (40)Doffs the hat. Then…
This is Winthrop Quarrymore. He owns the land under the Krumplethorn house. He reminds them monthly. Winthrop Quarrymore takes the field as a Landlord, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stone FaceBuilt like a quarry. Rents like one. Rent Hike (50)Raises the rent…
This is Wolcott Twindish. He reads the estate news. Krumplethorn stories go after the weather. Wolcott Twindish takes the field as a Newsman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Twin DishesTwo ears. Two dishes. Twice the gossip. Bulletin (40)Reads a bulletin about their…