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  • Tiberius Clockface to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Tiberius Clockface

    Tiberius Clockface

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    His clock tells time. His plan tells hedges what time to leave. Tiberius Clockface takes the field as a Clock Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Clockwork DoctrinePlans run by the clock, hands first. Clockface Smash (30)Smashes the plaintiff with a clock face….

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    Tobias Cantilever

    Tobias Cantilever

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    His hat is a balcony. Nobody has been allowed on it. Tobias Cantilever takes the field as a Cantilever Don, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Looming DeckHe leans over every conversation and wins. Balcony Barge (30)Barges in with a barrel balcony. Awning Smother (40)Pulls…

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    Tobias Hoopwhistle

    Tobias Hoopwhistle

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    His wheel is a hoop, his plan is a sail, his gratitude is nowhere. Tobias Hoopwhistle takes the field as a Hoop Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hoop HysteriaSpins in hoops. Spins the plaintiff too. Hoop Spin (50)Spins a vast brass hoop…

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    Tobias Moto-Lane

    Tobias Moto-Lane

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    His motorbike is gold, his cousin is bronze, his dog is silver. Tobias Moto-Lane takes the field as a Moto Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gold ChromeEvery part of his bike is plated in gold. Chrome Splash (40)Splashes chrome across the plaintiff’s…

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    Tristram Foxhollow

    Tristram Foxhollow

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    This is Tristram Foxhollow. He hunts the hedge every Saturday. The fox lives with the Krumplethorns. Tristram Foxhollow takes the field as a Huntsman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 056/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tally HoBlows the horn. Chases anything. Hunt Ride (50)Rides the motorbike after the…

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    Ulric Bubblebrow

    Ulric Bubblebrow

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    This is Ulric Bubblebrow. His bubble keeps him dry. He sweeps puddles over the hedge. Ulric Bubblebrow takes the field as a Bubble Brow, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Rain BubbleHis bubble keeps the rain off. Bubble Butt (40)Butts with the bubble brow….

  • Ulysses Bicyclopes to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Ulysses Bicyclopes

    Ulysses Bicyclopes

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    His wheel is vast and his eye is round. He rarely blinks. Ulysses Bicyclopes takes the field as a Cyclops Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: One Eyed OpinionHas one eye. Uses it to glare. Cyclops Charge (70)Charges the plaintiff on a vast…

  • Ulysses Furrowbrow to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Ulysses Furrowbrow

    Ulysses Furrowbrow

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    His brow has been furrowed since the hedge was planted. Ulysses Furrowbrow takes the field as a Brow Chief, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 089/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Furrow ForeverHis brow furrows. The lawn furrows with him. Brow Beat (70)Beats the plaintiff with a heavy brow. Bell Jar…

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    Ulysses Nautilusby

    Ulysses Nautilusby

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    She sketches towers from her hips. Her enemies call it a grievance. Ulysses Nautilusby takes the field as a Spiral Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral Spire PlanPlans a spiral spire. Never builds it. Spire Spiral Jab (40)Jabs the plaintiff with a…

  • Valentin Cyclopolis to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Valentin Cyclopolis

    Valentin Cyclopolis

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    His cycle was built to inspect their fence. It is thorough. Valentin Cyclopolis takes the field as a Cycle Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 072/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tour de FenceHe cycles the boundary twice daily to inspect. Steel Spoke Lunge (40)Spears the plaintiff with a steel…

  • Valentin Hosegarth to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Valentin Hosegarth

    Valentin Hosegarth

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    His hose is ribbed. His rules are ribbed. His temper is also ribbed. Valentin Hosegarth takes the field as a Hose Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hosepipe BanBans the plaintiff from his own lawn. Ribbed Hose Lash (60)Whips the plaintiff with a ribbed…

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    Valentin Lancerwheel

    Valentin Lancerwheel

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    A lancer on a unicycle, a hedge and a deep need to prove a point. Valentin Lancerwheel takes the field as a Lancer Unicyclist, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 041/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lancer LungeLunges at the plaintiff. Wobbles after. Lance Lunge (60)Lunges at the plaintiff with…

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    Valentin Moustachery

    Valentin Moustachery

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    His moustache is a plan. His plan is a moustache. His grudge is waxed. Valentin Moustachery takes the field as a Moustache Chief, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 051/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Moustache MandateThe moustache decides every plan. Moustache Lash (40)Lashes the plaintiff with a grand moustache….

  • Valentina Pourspout to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Valentina Pourspout

    Valentina Pourspout

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    She pours a perfect arc from three feet. The Krumplethorns never get any. Valentina Pourspout takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spout SpinHer spout spins faster than any wheel. Spout Whip (40)Whips the spout across their cheek. Cup…

  • Valentina Spiremount to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Valentina Spiremount

    Valentina Spiremount

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    This is Valentina Spiremount. Her castle is taller than the Krumplethorn house. She had it measured. Valentina Spiremount takes the field as a Speedster, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Castle BornBorn in a castle. Mentions it hourly. Rocket Car (50)Fires the bullet…

  • Valentine Pointehurst to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Valentine Pointehurst

    Valentine Pointehurst

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    His hat has one point. It is aimed at everyone he owes. Valentine Pointehurst takes the field as a Spike Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 052/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pinpoint EdictEvery sentence ends on a very sharp point. Point Plunge (50)Plunges the pointed hat into the…

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