His clock tells time. His plan tells hedges what time to leave. Tiberius Clockface takes the field as a Clock Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Clockwork DoctrinePlans run by the clock, hands first. Clockface Smash (30)Smashes the plaintiff with a clock face….
His hat is a balcony. Nobody has been allowed on it. Tobias Cantilever takes the field as a Cantilever Don, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Looming DeckHe leans over every conversation and wins. Balcony Barge (30)Barges in with a barrel balcony. Awning Smother (40)Pulls…
His wheel is a hoop, his plan is a sail, his gratitude is nowhere. Tobias Hoopwhistle takes the field as a Hoop Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hoop HysteriaSpins in hoops. Spins the plaintiff too. Hoop Spin (50)Spins a vast brass hoop…
His motorbike is gold, his cousin is bronze, his dog is silver. Tobias Moto-Lane takes the field as a Moto Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gold ChromeEvery part of his bike is plated in gold. Chrome Splash (40)Splashes chrome across the plaintiff’s…
This is Tristram Foxhollow. He hunts the hedge every Saturday. The fox lives with the Krumplethorns. Tristram Foxhollow takes the field as a Huntsman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 056/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tally HoBlows the horn. Chases anything. Hunt Ride (50)Rides the motorbike after the…
This is Ulric Bubblebrow. His bubble keeps him dry. He sweeps puddles over the hedge. Ulric Bubblebrow takes the field as a Bubble Brow, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Rain BubbleHis bubble keeps the rain off. Bubble Butt (40)Butts with the bubble brow….
His wheel is vast and his eye is round. He rarely blinks. Ulysses Bicyclopes takes the field as a Cyclops Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: One Eyed OpinionHas one eye. Uses it to glare. Cyclops Charge (70)Charges the plaintiff on a vast…
His brow has been furrowed since the hedge was planted. Ulysses Furrowbrow takes the field as a Brow Chief, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 089/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Furrow ForeverHis brow furrows. The lawn furrows with him. Brow Beat (70)Beats the plaintiff with a heavy brow. Bell Jar…
She sketches towers from her hips. Her enemies call it a grievance. Ulysses Nautilusby takes the field as a Spiral Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral Spire PlanPlans a spiral spire. Never builds it. Spire Spiral Jab (40)Jabs the plaintiff with a…
His cycle was built to inspect their fence. It is thorough. Valentin Cyclopolis takes the field as a Cycle Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 072/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tour de FenceHe cycles the boundary twice daily to inspect. Steel Spoke Lunge (40)Spears the plaintiff with a steel…
His hose is ribbed. His rules are ribbed. His temper is also ribbed. Valentin Hosegarth takes the field as a Hose Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hosepipe BanBans the plaintiff from his own lawn. Ribbed Hose Lash (60)Whips the plaintiff with a ribbed…
A lancer on a unicycle, a hedge and a deep need to prove a point. Valentin Lancerwheel takes the field as a Lancer Unicyclist, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 041/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lancer LungeLunges at the plaintiff. Wobbles after. Lance Lunge (60)Lunges at the plaintiff with…
His moustache is a plan. His plan is a moustache. His grudge is waxed. Valentin Moustachery takes the field as a Moustache Chief, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 051/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Moustache MandateThe moustache decides every plan. Moustache Lash (40)Lashes the plaintiff with a grand moustache….
She pours a perfect arc from three feet. The Krumplethorns never get any. Valentina Pourspout takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spout SpinHer spout spins faster than any wheel. Spout Whip (40)Whips the spout across their cheek. Cup…
This is Valentina Spiremount. Her castle is taller than the Krumplethorn house. She had it measured. Valentina Spiremount takes the field as a Speedster, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Castle BornBorn in a castle. Mentions it hourly. Rocket Car (50)Fires the bullet…
His hat has one point. It is aimed at everyone he owes. Valentine Pointehurst takes the field as a Spike Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 052/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pinpoint EdictEvery sentence ends on a very sharp point. Point Plunge (50)Plunges the pointed hat into the…