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  • Thaddeus Scrapkettle to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Thaddeus Scrapkettle

    Thaddeus Scrapkettle

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    This is Thaddeus Scrapkettle. He takes his tea break at the hedge. The Krumplethorns can’t get past. Thaddeus Scrapkettle takes the field as a Kettle Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tea BreakTakes a tea break. Blocks the path. Kettle Pour (40)Pours hot…

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    Thaddeus Spirewright

    Thaddeus Spirewright

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    His model spires are lovely. His plan to relocate the hedge is longer. Thaddeus Spirewright takes the field as a Spire Drafter, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spire OverkillAdds another spire to every plan. Model Spire Prod (40)Pricks the plaintiff with a model…

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    Thaddeus Spokewick

    Thaddeus Spokewick

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    His hat has a wheel and a spire. Both are in dispute. Thaddeus Spokewick takes the field as a Wheelwright Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 057/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hub and SpokeEvery estate road leads back to his front desk. Wheel Wrench (60)Wrenches a wheel off the…

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    Thelonius Bubblecage

    Thelonius Bubblecage

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    His dome is a cage. He keeps compliments inside. They have not escaped. Thelonius Bubblecage takes the field as a Bubble Cage Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Caged ComplimentsKeeps compliments caged. Releases none. Bubble Cage (40)Cages the plaintiff in a glass bubble. Tower…

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    Thelonius Cablestay

    Thelonius Cablestay

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    His cables hold the sky together. He mentions it often. Thelonius Cablestay takes the field as a Cable Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 104/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cable CullCulls the plaintiff on a cable. Cable Whip Crack (50)Cracks a steel cable at the plaintiff. Pylon Slam…

  • Thelonius Patchworth to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Thelonius Patchworth

    Thelonius Patchworth

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    This is Thelonius Patchworth. Every part of him is a family heirloom. The child on the bike borrowed one. Thelonius Patchworth takes the field as an Inventor, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Patchwork GeniusRebuilt himself from family heirlooms. Propeller Hat (50)Flies the…

  • Theobald Pailhook to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Theobald Pailhook

    Theobald Pailhook

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    This is Theobald Pailhook. He fills his bucket from the Krumplethorn tap. They pay the bill. Theobald Pailhook takes the field as a Pail Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bucket BrigadeBrings buckets for every chore. Bucket Toss (50)Tosses a full bucket. Hook…

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    Theodora Archivolt

    Theodora Archivolt

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    Her ears are archways. Her hearing is selective. Theodora Archivolt takes the field as an Arcade Duchess, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gothic EntranceShe enters a room and the arches stand taller. Arch Charge (50)Charges the plaintiff through a Gothic arch. Needle Tower Poke…

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    Theodora Colonnade

    Theodora Colonnade

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    She stands on a marble column. The family stands on her. Theodora Colonnade takes the field as a Column Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Marble ColumnHer column holds up the family and the lawn. Column Crush (70)Drops a marble column on the…

  • Theodora Crownwick to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Theodora Crownwick

    Theodora Crownwick

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    She wears a crown, a spire and a very large piece of her mind. Theodora Crownwick takes the field as a Crown Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 070/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crown of ThornsCrowns herself with everything the lawn grew. Crown Whack (50)Whacks the plaintiff with a…

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    Theodora Hushbell

    Theodora Hushbell

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    This is Theodora Hushbell. She wrote a symphony about the hedge. Movement four is just insults. Theodora Hushbell takes the field as a Composer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Private ConcertListens only to her own music. Overture (50)Plays an overture over the…

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    Theodore Pennyfront

    Theodore Pennyfront

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    His penny-farthing is impractical, ceremonial and undefeated at lawn duels. Theodore Pennyfront takes the field as a Penny Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Penny WiseWise about pennies. Foolish about hedges. Penny Roll Over (90)Rolls a huge wheel over the plaintiff. Tiny…

  • Theodore Sailmore to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Theodore Sailmore

    Theodore Sailmore

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    This is Theodore Sailmore. He races his sail bike round the pond. The Krumplethorns aren’t invited. Theodore Sailmore takes the field as a Yachtsman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: RegattaWins every race. Owns the lake. Sail Bike (40)Pedals the sail bike across…

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    Theodosia Mirrorline

    Theodosia Mirrorline

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    Her twin faces fight each other and the plaintiff, usually in that order. Theodosia Mirrorline takes the field as a Mirror Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two FrontsFaces two fronts. Complains of both. Mirror Line Shove (40)Shoves the plaintiff into the mirror…

  • Theodric Cartwell to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Theodric Cartwell

    Theodric Cartwell

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    This is Theodric Cartwell. He wheels Schittsnaud rubbish to the Krumplethorn bins. Daily. Theodric Cartwell takes the field as a Cart Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Load UpLoads the cart and goes. Cart Ram (40)Rams the brass cart into shins. Broom Spin…

  • Thomas Alienbrow to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Thomas Alienbrow

    Thomas Alienbrow

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    Egg-shaped head, sunglasses and a plan that is rather out of this world. Thomas Alienbrow takes the field as an Alien Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 092/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Alien Eye ViewViews the plan from another planet. Alien Gaze (60)Gazes at the plaintiff from outer…

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