This is Thaddeus Scrapkettle. He takes his tea break at the hedge. The Krumplethorns can’t get past. Thaddeus Scrapkettle takes the field as a Kettle Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tea BreakTakes a tea break. Blocks the path. Kettle Pour (40)Pours hot…
His model spires are lovely. His plan to relocate the hedge is longer. Thaddeus Spirewright takes the field as a Spire Drafter, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spire OverkillAdds another spire to every plan. Model Spire Prod (40)Pricks the plaintiff with a model…
His hat has a wheel and a spire. Both are in dispute. Thaddeus Spokewick takes the field as a Wheelwright Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 057/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hub and SpokeEvery estate road leads back to his front desk. Wheel Wrench (60)Wrenches a wheel off the…
His dome is a cage. He keeps compliments inside. They have not escaped. Thelonius Bubblecage takes the field as a Bubble Cage Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Caged ComplimentsKeeps compliments caged. Releases none. Bubble Cage (40)Cages the plaintiff in a glass bubble. Tower…
His cables hold the sky together. He mentions it often. Thelonius Cablestay takes the field as a Cable Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 104/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cable CullCulls the plaintiff on a cable. Cable Whip Crack (50)Cracks a steel cable at the plaintiff. Pylon Slam…
This is Thelonius Patchworth. Every part of him is a family heirloom. The child on the bike borrowed one. Thelonius Patchworth takes the field as an Inventor, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Patchwork GeniusRebuilt himself from family heirlooms. Propeller Hat (50)Flies the…
This is Theobald Pailhook. He fills his bucket from the Krumplethorn tap. They pay the bill. Theobald Pailhook takes the field as a Pail Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bucket BrigadeBrings buckets for every chore. Bucket Toss (50)Tosses a full bucket. Hook…
Her ears are archways. Her hearing is selective. Theodora Archivolt takes the field as an Arcade Duchess, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gothic EntranceShe enters a room and the arches stand taller. Arch Charge (50)Charges the plaintiff through a Gothic arch. Needle Tower Poke…
She stands on a marble column. The family stands on her. Theodora Colonnade takes the field as a Column Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Marble ColumnHer column holds up the family and the lawn. Column Crush (70)Drops a marble column on the…
She wears a crown, a spire and a very large piece of her mind. Theodora Crownwick takes the field as a Crown Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 070/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crown of ThornsCrowns herself with everything the lawn grew. Crown Whack (50)Whacks the plaintiff with a…
This is Theodora Hushbell. She wrote a symphony about the hedge. Movement four is just insults. Theodora Hushbell takes the field as a Composer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Private ConcertListens only to her own music. Overture (50)Plays an overture over the…
His penny-farthing is impractical, ceremonial and undefeated at lawn duels. Theodore Pennyfront takes the field as a Penny Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Penny WiseWise about pennies. Foolish about hedges. Penny Roll Over (90)Rolls a huge wheel over the plaintiff. Tiny…
This is Theodore Sailmore. He races his sail bike round the pond. The Krumplethorns aren’t invited. Theodore Sailmore takes the field as a Yachtsman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: RegattaWins every race. Owns the lake. Sail Bike (40)Pedals the sail bike across…
Her twin faces fight each other and the plaintiff, usually in that order. Theodosia Mirrorline takes the field as a Mirror Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two FrontsFaces two fronts. Complains of both. Mirror Line Shove (40)Shoves the plaintiff into the mirror…
This is Theodric Cartwell. He wheels Schittsnaud rubbish to the Krumplethorn bins. Daily. Theodric Cartwell takes the field as a Cart Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Load UpLoads the cart and goes. Cart Ram (40)Rams the brass cart into shins. Broom Spin…
Egg-shaped head, sunglasses and a plan that is rather out of this world. Thomas Alienbrow takes the field as an Alien Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 092/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Alien Eye ViewViews the plan from another planet. Alien Gaze (60)Gazes at the plaintiff from outer…