This is Silvana Chromehill. She’s been everywhere. She’s never been inside a Krumplethorn house. Silvana Chromehill takes the field as a Jetsetter, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Chrome HoodSo polished nobody looks straight at her. Chopper Pass (40)Passes them on the chopper….
This is Silvanus Leafshoulder. He wears the town on his hat. The Krumplethorn street is missing. Silvanus Leafshoulder takes the field as a Tower Hat, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Skyline HatA whole skyline rides on his brim. Spire Poke (60)Pokes them with…
Her stair is a nautilus. Her hat is a stair. Her welcome is a landing. Solange Spiralhall takes the field as a Spiral Duchess, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 107/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grand StaircaseShe makes her entrance and then reverses it. Spiral Stair Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff…
This is Solarius Gearface. His sunburst head lights the Schittsnaud side. The other side gets dusk. Solarius Gearface takes the field as a Gear Face, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 088/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Prim SunburstRays burst from his head. Sun Rays (90)Blinds them with sunburst…
This is Sterling Hummingford. Head of High Society. No Krumplethorn has ever passed his roadster. Sterling Hummingford takes the field as an Earl, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 032/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Vintage MotorDrives the oldest car on the estate. Badly. Sunday Drive (70)Takes the…
This is Swanhilda Hullwick. She glides across the lake each morning. The Krumplethorn ducks scatter. Swanhilda Hullwick takes the field as a Boater, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 093/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swan HullHalf woman, half boat. All grace. Glide In (40)Glides across the lake to…
She harrows the lawn each autumn, mostly to annoy the Krumplethorn hedge. Sybilla Harrowhall takes the field as a Harrow Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 057/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Harrowing HarvestHarvests the plaintiff’s last nerve. Harrow Rake (40)Rakes the plaintiff across the stubble. Hay Toss (30)Tosses…
He watches from the long spire. He spreads gossip down the long tail. Sylvester Tailspire takes the field as a Spire Tail Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 056/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long Tail GossipSpreads gossip down a very long tail. Tail Fin Flick (40)Whips the plaintiff with…
Her glass tower is lovely. It also happens to point at the hedge. Tabitha Glassmarch takes the field as a Glass Marcher, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Window DressingDresses up the window. Strikes from behind. Glass Tower Bash (40)Bashes the plaintiff with a…
She counts her spokes every morning. One is always a cousin. Tabitha Spokestone takes the field as a Cycle Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fine SpokesEvery spoke is gilded and billed. Spoke Barb (50)Barbs the plaintiff with a fine gilded spoke. Wing…
Her coil goes on for miles. So does her opinion of the Krumplethorns. Tabitha Whorlcastle takes the field as a Coil Watcher, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coil ConundrumCoils the question into a larger one. Coil Crush (50)Crushes the plaintiff in a green coil….
This is Tempestine Clockwing. Every clock on the estate runs on her time. The Krumplethorns are always late. Tempestine Clockwing takes the field as a Sage, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 101/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Clockwork CrownHer head is a clock. It’s always her time….
His goggles are a grid. His case against the hedge is a grid too. Thaddeus Gogglethwaite takes the field as a Grid Optician, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grid Lock GazeLocks the plaintiff in a grid of sight. Cross Hair (50)Lines up the plaintiff…
He owns the only wheel in the family. It has a lawyer. Thaddeus Gridleigh takes the field as a Grid Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wire WallsBoxes the plaintiff in with a fine grid. Grid Cage (40)Cages the plaintiff in a fine…
He writes every message in steam. The Krumplethorns can’t read his hand. Thaddeus Pourquill takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quill PourWrites a note in the tea ring on every saucer. Steam Writ (30)Writes a stinging line in…
His scope sees the Krumplethorn side clearly. Everything else, poorly. Thaddeus Rangefinder takes the field as a Range Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 015/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Range of OpinionsHas exactly one opinion. It is very long. Range Shot (40)Shoots the plaintiff from impossible range. Scope…