Her wheel has a crest. The crest has a mortgage. Rosemary Motorcrest takes the field as a Motor Heiress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wheel EstateShe owns the wheel, the road and right of way. Wheel Rim Smash (40)Smashes the plaintiff with a tyre…
She rings the bell and a tray appears. The Krumplethorns wonder how. Rowena Bellhop takes the field as a Page, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Bell DashRings the bell and gets a tray there first. Gong Clang (60)Clangs the service bell in their ear….
Her plans have wings. The Krumplethorn wall plans have teeth. Rowena Dragonwing takes the field as a Wing Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wing WalkWalks over the plaintiff on tiptoe. Brass Wing Swat (50)Slaps the plaintiff with a brass wing. Pencil Dart…
Her fortifications are triangular. So, regrettably, is her sense of humour. Rowena Ravelinne takes the field as a Ravelin Chief, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ravelin RageRage forms a triangle, then stabs. Ravelin Jab (50)Jabs the plaintiff with a pointed ravelin. Triangle Trap…
Her roadster is a copper antique. The hedge will outlast it. Rowena Roadholme takes the field as a Roadster Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Open Top OpinionsHer opinions are always open top. Roadster Ram (60)Rams the plaintiff in a copper roadster. Tower Honk…
This is Rowena Shovelsmith. She digs on the Schittsnaud side. The dirt lands on the other. Rowena Shovelsmith takes the field as a Shoveller, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 029/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dig InDigs in and won’t budge. Dirt Toss (40)Tosses dirt over the hedge. Spade…
His face is a stained pane. It has never let in light. Rufus Rosewindow takes the field as a Window Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 055/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pane TortureEveryone stares out his window. Rent applies. Rose Window Smash (50)Smashes a rose window over the plaintiff….
His top hat is tall. His plan is tall. His patience is a short stub. Rupert Blackhat takes the field as a Hat Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 084/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hat PolicyHats first. Plans afterwards. Hat Smash (40)Smashes the plaintiff with a heavy top…
He is slow to warm up. The feud has been burning for years. Rupert Cathodeley takes the field as a Tube Bailiff, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Warm Up PeriodNeeds ninety seconds before any threat. Tube Burn (40)Burns the plaintiff with tube heat. Aerial…
His compass points one way only, to the Schittsnaud flower bed. Rupert Compassrose takes the field as a Compass Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 015/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Compass PrideCompass always points to the Schittsnaud side. Compass Jab (60)Jabs the plaintiff with a compass point. Needle…
This is Rupert Spokebroom. He sweeps on a bicycle. Krumplethorn paths get the dust. Rupert Spokebroom takes the field as a Bike Broom, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 035/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ride and SweepSweeps while riding. Ride By Sweep (50)Sweeps as he rides past. Fork Spin…
His wheel has eighteen spokes and zero scruples. Rupert Spokeshaft takes the field as a Spoke Foreman, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Round TripHe always ends where he began. A bit richer. Tire Iron Strike (50)Strikes the plaintiff with a tire iron. Horn Curve…
Two tricycles, one frame and a very serious charge against hedges. Rupert Tricyclemoor takes the field as a Cavalry Chief, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Double CavalryBrings two cavalry. Both are tricycles. Cavalry Charge (90)Charges the plaintiff on twin tricycles. Squeaky Flank…
He wears goggles and headphones. He claims the hedge is too loud. Rupert Wingsworth takes the field as a Wing Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Goggled FlightSoars above lesser estates in goggled splendor. Wing Slap Slam (70)Slams a wing and a goggle…
This is Rutherford Conehelm. He drew up battle plans for the hedge in 1974. He’s still revising them. Rutherford Conehelm takes the field as a Colonel, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 029/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Old SoldierFought in no war. Talks about all of them. Parade…
His chopper is long and low, and so is his opinion of the Krumplethorns. Sebastian Chopperville takes the field as a Chopper Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 089/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Chopper ChantChants a battle hymn through the exhaust. Chopper Charge Out (60)Charges the plaintiff on…