This is Rodolfo Bustwell. He commissioned his own bust. It’s bigger than the Krumplethorn house. Rodolfo Bustwell takes the field as a Count, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: BustSculpted himself. Twice life size. Pedestal (40)Stands on a pedestal. Looks down. Stride Out…
This is Rosalie Jugstand. She fetches water from the shared well. She takes it all. Rosalie Jugstand takes the field as a Jug Carrier, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fetch WaterFetches water for the beds. Jug Splash (40)Splashes them with the jug. Wide…
She camps on the boundary line, mostly to annoy everyone. Rosalind Bivouacre takes the field as a Bivouac Chief, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tent EtiquettePitches a tent in the plaintiff’s argument. Tent Peg Jab (30)Jabs the plaintiff with a tent peg. Canvas…
Her bonnet is brass. Her shoes are brass. Her sense of humour is brass. Rosalind Brassbonnet takes the field as a Bonnet Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 041/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bonnet BlusterBlusters under a very large brass bonnet. Bonnet Bash (60)Bashes the plaintiff with a…
Her hair is crown moulding. The crown is held in escrow. Rosalind Cornicewick takes the field as a Cornice Clerk, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 006/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine MouldingHer trim is thicker than any argument. Moulding Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff with a plaster garland. Ledge Walk…
She has been furious since March. It is still only a slow burn. Rosalind Tallowscan takes the field as a Wax Scanner, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Smoulder RightsHer anger melts slowly onto the plaintiff. Wax Drip (40)Drips hot wax on the plaintiff. Candle…
She lit the entire lane at once. The Krumplethorns tripped. Rosalind Tapermoor takes the field as a Lamplighter, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Late LightLights the lantern at the wrong moment. Wick Flick (30)Flicks a hot wick onto their trousers. Lamp Post (40)Props her…
Her head is tilted. So are her opinions about the neighbors. Rosalind Tilthaven takes the field as a Tilt Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 032/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Slanted ViewSees every argument from the wrong angle. Tilt Strike (40)Tilts the head and the hedge falls over….
Her bulkhead has no ship. She says this is a navy issue. Rosamund Bulkheadby takes the field as a Bulkhead Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bulkhead BoreBores the plaintiff through a bulkhead. Bulkhead Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff against a bulkhead. Sea Spray…
Her hat has a chimney, a gutter, and a view of the neighbors. Rosamund Chimneypot takes the field as a Cottage Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 024/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hat ManorHer hat has a chimney and a mortgage. Flue Puff (50)Puffs a chimney into the…
Every hat in the manor is in her care. She has a very fine lost-hat tray. Rosamund Hatstand takes the field as a Lady’s Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 092/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hat StandWatches every hat in the hall, standing still. Hat Rack (60)Racks up a…
Her desk has a motorbike wheel. Her opinions arrive faster than her plans. Rosamund Motorbureau takes the field as a Moto Drafter, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Bureau on WheelsTakes the bureau wherever the dispute is. Moto Bureau Ram (50)Rams the plaintiff with…
This is Rosamund Ringwell. She wears a halo she bought herself. The Krumplethorns call it a hoop. Rosamund Ringwell takes the field as a Dame, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ring HaloWears a gold ring round her head. Insists. Wing Shade (40)Shades…
Her crystal sphere shows the future. The future is another hedge dispute. Rosamund Sphereveil takes the field as a Sphere Viewer, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 057/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Crystal Clear GrudgeHer grudge is crystal clear. Sphere Bump (50)Bumps the plaintiff with a veiled sphere. Veil Slip…
Her wings are shutters. Her mind is boarded up too. Rosamund Winglatch takes the field as a Winged Vaulter, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 034/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hinged WelcomeHer wings open for guests. Not these ones. Shutter Slap (30)Slaps the hedge with a stone shutter. Wingbeat Slam…
She wears rose-tinted lenses on every estate tour. Rosemary Gogglehurst takes the field as a Mask Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 055/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Rose LensesSees the world through very expensive lenses. Lens Glint (50)Glints a lens straight at the plaintiff. Wing Lash (50)Lashes the…