She holds her parapet with excellent posture and no apparent purpose. Phoebe Parapetmore takes the field as a Parapet Sentry, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Parapet PostureStands tall. Falls rarely. Parapet Tumble (40)Drops a small parapet on the plaintiff. Posture Check (50)Checks the…
His motorbike has a crest, a flag, and a very long deed. Prosper Throttlemere takes the field as a Moto Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 104/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Gilded ThrottleHis throttle is older than the dukedom. Throttle Rampage (70)Rampages through the hedge on a gold…
Her belly is a globe wrapped in wire. Her plans cover the whole world. Prudence Bellyglobe takes the field as a Globe Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 089/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Globe GrudgeHer grudge is global in scale. Globe Roll Over (40)Rolls the plaintiff under a…
Her hat has been in the family longer than the hedge has been in the dispute. Prudence Cashmere-Hale takes the field as a Hat Dowager, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 002/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pressed CreamNever wrinkles, even in a hedge fight. Brim Sweep Out (30)Clears the…
This is Prudence Dustbin. She sweeps the Schittsnaud side spotless. The dust goes over the hedge. Prudence Dustbin takes the field as a Duster, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 002/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: SpotlessLeaves the Schittsnaud side spotless. Dust Off (50)Dusts them right off the path. Bubble…
She polishes her hubcap every day. Nobody has seen it shine. Prudence Hubcap takes the field as a Hubcap Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wheel of WheelsHer wheel has a wheel. Her wheel has a lawyer. Hubcap Frisbee (40)Throws a brass hubcap at…
She lights a fire in her hat for every anniversary of a lawsuit. Prudence Smokeleigh takes the field as a Smoke Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Heirloom HazeHer haze has been in the family for generations. Haze Strike (50)Hazes the lawn so…
She keeps seven tins of tea. The eighth belongs to the Krumplethorns. Prudence Teacaddy takes the field as a Pantry Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Caddy ReserveAlways keeps a spare caddy for visitors. Caddy Toss (40)Tosses a tin caddy into their lap. Leaf…
She brews from a pole. The tea arrives hot, and so does the pole. Prudence Teapole takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pole BrewBrews tea through a long pole. Rod Jab (40)Jabs them with a long brass pole….
She rides a tricycle. The Krumplethorns have stopped laughing. Mostly. Prudence Tricyclops takes the field as a Trike Observer, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Training Wheel PolicyAlways rides with a spare wheel. Trike Ram (60)Rams the plaintiff with a tricycle. Tiny Bell Terror (70)Rings…
She stirs the post with her beak. All letters arrive slightly shaken. Prunella Beakspoon takes the field as a Postmaster, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spoon BeakStirs the post with her very long beak. Beak Stir (30)Stirs a pot into their face. Tray Slide…
He delivers only the post that has already been opened. By him. Ptolemy Crowbill takes the field as a Postmaster, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Beak MailDelivers any parcel before it lands. Parcel Peck (60)Pecks them with a heavy parcel. Sack Swing (50)Swings a…
This is Ptolemy Earwick. He’s quite deaf. He still hears every Krumplethorn mower. Ptolemy Earwick takes the field as an Antiquary, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ear TrumpetHears nothing. Insists on everything. Pardon (30)Says ‘pardon’ until they give up. Windmill Nose (40)Spins…
His arsenal is neatly catalogued. The catalogue is slightly on fire. Quentin Arsenalby takes the field as an Arsenal Aide, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Arsenal AuditAudits the arsenal. Misses the arsenal. Arsenal Toss (40)Tosses a small arsenal at the plaintiff. Frame Crash…
His records are copper. His memory of the hedge feud is flawless. Quentin Recordhall takes the field as a Record Keeper, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spin SurgeonSpins the story. Records the truth later. Record Spin (40)Spins a copper record at the plaintiff. Stylus…
This is Rafferty Vroomley. His father pays for the motorbike. The Krumplethorns pay for the windows. Rafferty Vroomley takes the field as a Playboy, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fast MoneySpends fast. Rides faster. Rev Past (50)Revs past their window at midnight….