He keeps one eye on the hedge and one on the bill. Percy Lookoutham takes the field as a Lookout Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 035/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Green EyeHis green eye misses nothing. Everybody blinks. Lookout Lunge (50)Lunges at the plaintiff from a lookout. Reflection…
Her wheel is the size of a barn. Her excuses are bigger. Perdita Wheelbright takes the field as a Spoke Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wheel of LawEvery wheel turns the way the law will not. Large Wheel Roll (50)Rolls a giant wheel…
This is Peregrina Plumehill. Her parties are the talk of the estate. The Krumplethorns hear about them later. Peregrina Plumehill takes the field as a Hostess, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: PlumageFeathers up. Guest list closed. Plume Flourish (40)Flourishes the feathers at…
He built a city under glass. He still cannot move the hedge. Peregrine Domecastle takes the field as a Dome Spire Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine Print ReadingReads the fine print on the hedge law. Copper Spire Plunge (40)Drops a copper spire…
He commands a skiff on dry land. The skiff has never been consulted. Peregrine Skiffwright takes the field as a Skiff Captain, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Skiff SlouchSlouches over the skiff. Still wins. Skiff Smash (50)Smashes the plaintiff with a skiff prow….
He has too many legs and too much money. He has never walked. Peregrine Spidergate takes the field as a Leg Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Eight LimbsWalks on legs that cost more than the plaintiff. Leg Sweep (40)Sweeps the plaintiff’s feet…
She drew their hedge into the wrong zone. It stayed there. Perpetua Archcrest takes the field as an Arch Drafter, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 002/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Frame of ReferenceEverything she sketches already bears her name. Disc Drive (40)Rolls a brass disc across the flowerbeds. Keystone…
Three wheels, a thousand errands, and not one has come back late. Perpetua Trikewhistle takes the field as a Page, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Trike ErrandRuns a hundred errands on three small wheels. Bell Barrage (50)Rings a bell until their ears give out….
His office has no walls, which complicated the boundary dispute. Perrin Cubewhistle takes the field as a Cube Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 002/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Glass House RuleLives in glass. Throws nothing. Pane Slam (40)Drops a window pane on the plaintiff. Lobby Sweep (30)Sweeps the…
Her war has a grid. Her grid has a hedge. Her hedge has no idea. Persephone Gridsquare takes the field as a Grid Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grid WarfareWages war on the grid. Wins. Gridiron Smash (40)Slams the plaintiff into a…
She keeps a tealight burning at the end of every hall. Most are by the exit. Persephone Tealight takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tealight GlowHer lantern lights a twelve-foot path. Lantern Bash (40)Bashes the lantern into their…
This is Petronella Hoseloop. She coils the hose round the gatepost. Krumplethorns trip on it. Petronella Hoseloop takes the field as a Hose Loop, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coil UpCoils the hose round anything. Hose Lasso (40)Lassos them with the hose. Big…
This is Philbert Wrenfield. He’s top of the pecking order. The Krumplethorns are bottom. Philbert Wrenfield takes the field as a Falconer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bird BodyBuilt like a bird. Walks like a duke. Peck Order (40)Sets the pecking order….
Her bifocals show two Krumplethorn hedges. She wants both removed. Philippa Bifocalise takes the field as a Bifocal Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Twofold VisionSees twice the faults, in the neighbours. Lens Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a heavy lens. Spec Smash…
Her hat contains a city. Her opinions contain only Krumplethorns. Philippa Domeglass takes the field as a Dome Watcher, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lens LoopholeHer dome holds a city. None of it helps. Dome Focus Scorch (60)Focuses sunlight onto the plaintiff. Tiny Skyline…
This is Philippa Domewick. She lights the Schittsnaud path at night. The other path stays dark. Philippa Domewick takes the field as a Dome Lamp, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lamp LitLights the path for Schittsnauds. Lamp Swing (40)Swings the dome lamp. Fork…