She wears mourning for every ancestor who left her a smaller portion. Octavia Blackbonnet takes the field as a Hat Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mourning BrimWears black to every wedding, on principle. Black Brim Bash (40)Bashes the hedge with a wide…
Every lock she replaces opens only for her. The Krumplethorns now own much rope. Octavia Gearkeep takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tinker LocksRebuilds any lock to fit her key. Lock Pick (50)Picks a hole in their defense….
His helmet is a small door of its own. He knocks first. Octavia Helmwright takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 088/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Helmet DeliveryDelivers with a head down and no apologies. Helm Bash (40)Bashes them with the brass helmet. Lamp Bump…
She works nights. The hedge, annoyingly, grows through the night. Octavia Lanternvault takes the field as a Vault Lantern, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Night Shift PayDeals double damage after dark. Lit Lantern Heave (60)Tosses a lit lantern at the plaintiff. Vault Door (50)Shuts…
She faces both ways. She has never faced the bill. Octavia Mirrorhall takes the field as a Mirror Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Twin CounselTwo faces, one invoice, and a gilded reflection. Facing Slap (50)Slaps the plaintiff with a reflected palm. Grid Floor…
Her model of the estate is accurate. Her model of the Krumplethorns is tiny. Octavia Scalemodel takes the field as a Model Maker, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Scale of ThingsEverything looks smaller from her scale. Model Drop (50)Drops a tiny model city…
Her tricycle leads every charge. The Krumplethorns hide behind it, fondly. Octavia Vanguardine takes the field as a Vanguard Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 002/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Front Line FashionLeads from the front, accessorised. Lead Wheelie (60)Wheelies over the plaintiff first. Outrider Sweep (50)Sweeps the…
His banner says nothing. It says it very forcefully, though. Octavian Bannerwick takes the field as a Banner Guard, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Banner DayRaises a banner. Nobody asked for it. Banner Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a heavy banner. Flagpole Vault (30)Vaults…
His face is a clock. The Krumplethorns never ask what time it is. Octavian Dialcrown takes the field as a Chief Timekeeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Clock Face AuthorityStops the Krumplethorns by stopping time. Time Stop (80)Stops the clock and strikes while…
This is Octavian Discwell. His wheel is solid gold. He rolls it past the Krumplethorns slowly. Octavian Discwell takes the field as a Magnate, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Great DiscRolls on one giant gold disc. Polished daily. Gold Roll (50)Rolls the…
His crown has a spire, a bell, and a skull. All three argue. Octavian Finialcross takes the field as a Gothic Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Pointed ArchWins arguments by being taller than them. Skull Cap Strike (60)Cracks a skull ornament on their…
His chair has three long legs. His fortune has four. Octavian Legworth takes the field as a Chair Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stilted SeatHis chair legs outlast any argument. Leg Poke (40)Pokes the plaintiff with a long chair leg. Seat Slam…
His belly is a globe, his plan is a globe and his enemies are all flat. Octavian Roundbelly takes the field as a Round Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Round of ApplauseApplauds himself. Often. Globe Belly Bounce (40)Bounces the plaintiff off a…
He climbs the ladder to get away from the family. It is not far enough. Octavius Ladderfield takes the field as a Ladder Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Ladder RankClimbs the family ladder, one cousin at a time. Ladder Fall (70)Drops a…
His wave is an arch, a roof and an excellent place to sulk. Octavius Wavebreaker takes the field as a Wave Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 111/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wave CommandCommands the wave. The wave declines. Wave Crash (50)Crashes a golden wave on the plaintiff….
This is Odelia Kettlefoot. She always has the kettle on. Krumplethorns are never offered a cup. Odelia Kettlefoot takes the field as a Kettle Foot, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hot KettleAlways has the kettle on. Back Gate Kettle Steam (40)Steams them with…