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  • Octavia Blackbonnet to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Octavia Blackbonnet

    Octavia Blackbonnet

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    She wears mourning for every ancestor who left her a smaller portion. Octavia Blackbonnet takes the field as a Hat Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mourning BrimWears black to every wedding, on principle. Black Brim Bash (40)Bashes the hedge with a wide…

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    Octavia Gearkeep

    Octavia Gearkeep

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    Every lock she replaces opens only for her. The Krumplethorns now own much rope. Octavia Gearkeep takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tinker LocksRebuilds any lock to fit her key. Lock Pick (50)Picks a hole in their defense….

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    Octavia Helmwright

    Octavia Helmwright

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    His helmet is a small door of its own. He knocks first. Octavia Helmwright takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 088/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Helmet DeliveryDelivers with a head down and no apologies. Helm Bash (40)Bashes them with the brass helmet. Lamp Bump…

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    Octavia Lanternvault

    Octavia Lanternvault

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    She works nights. The hedge, annoyingly, grows through the night. Octavia Lanternvault takes the field as a Vault Lantern, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Night Shift PayDeals double damage after dark. Lit Lantern Heave (60)Tosses a lit lantern at the plaintiff. Vault Door (50)Shuts…

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    Octavia Mirrorhall

    Octavia Mirrorhall

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    She faces both ways. She has never faced the bill. Octavia Mirrorhall takes the field as a Mirror Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Twin CounselTwo faces, one invoice, and a gilded reflection. Facing Slap (50)Slaps the plaintiff with a reflected palm. Grid Floor…

  • Octavia Scalemodel to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Octavia Scalemodel

    Octavia Scalemodel

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    Her model of the estate is accurate. Her model of the Krumplethorns is tiny. Octavia Scalemodel takes the field as a Model Maker, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Scale of ThingsEverything looks smaller from her scale. Model Drop (50)Drops a tiny model city…

  • Octavia Vanguardine to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Octavia Vanguardine

    Octavia Vanguardine

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    Her tricycle leads every charge. The Krumplethorns hide behind it, fondly. Octavia Vanguardine takes the field as a Vanguard Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 002/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Front Line FashionLeads from the front, accessorised. Lead Wheelie (60)Wheelies over the plaintiff first. Outrider Sweep (50)Sweeps the…

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    Octavian Bannerwick

    Octavian Bannerwick

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    His banner says nothing. It says it very forcefully, though. Octavian Bannerwick takes the field as a Banner Guard, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Banner DayRaises a banner. Nobody asked for it. Banner Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a heavy banner. Flagpole Vault (30)Vaults…

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    Octavian Dialcrown

    Octavian Dialcrown

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    His face is a clock. The Krumplethorns never ask what time it is. Octavian Dialcrown takes the field as a Chief Timekeeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Clock Face AuthorityStops the Krumplethorns by stopping time. Time Stop (80)Stops the clock and strikes while…

  • Octavian Discwell to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Octavian Discwell

    Octavian Discwell

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    This is Octavian Discwell. His wheel is solid gold. He rolls it past the Krumplethorns slowly. Octavian Discwell takes the field as a Magnate, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Great DiscRolls on one giant gold disc. Polished daily. Gold Roll (50)Rolls the…

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    Octavian Finialcross

    Octavian Finialcross

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    His crown has a spire, a bell, and a skull. All three argue. Octavian Finialcross takes the field as a Gothic Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Pointed ArchWins arguments by being taller than them. Skull Cap Strike (60)Cracks a skull ornament on their…

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    Octavian Legworth

    Octavian Legworth

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    His chair has three long legs. His fortune has four. Octavian Legworth takes the field as a Chair Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stilted SeatHis chair legs outlast any argument. Leg Poke (40)Pokes the plaintiff with a long chair leg. Seat Slam…

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    Octavian Roundbelly

    Octavian Roundbelly

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    His belly is a globe, his plan is a globe and his enemies are all flat. Octavian Roundbelly takes the field as a Round Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Round of ApplauseApplauds himself. Often. Globe Belly Bounce (40)Bounces the plaintiff off a…

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    Octavius Ladderfield

    Octavius Ladderfield

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    He climbs the ladder to get away from the family. It is not far enough. Octavius Ladderfield takes the field as a Ladder Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Ladder RankClimbs the family ladder, one cousin at a time. Ladder Fall (70)Drops a…

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    Octavius Wavebreaker

    Octavius Wavebreaker

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    His wave is an arch, a roof and an excellent place to sulk. Octavius Wavebreaker takes the field as a Wave Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 111/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wave CommandCommands the wave. The wave declines. Wave Crash (50)Crashes a golden wave on the plaintiff….

  • Odelia Kettlefoot to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Odelia Kettlefoot

    Odelia Kettlefoot

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    This is Odelia Kettlefoot. She always has the kettle on. Krumplethorns are never offered a cup. Odelia Kettlefoot takes the field as a Kettle Foot, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hot KettleAlways has the kettle on. Back Gate Kettle Steam (40)Steams them with…

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