Her toy cart is the only wheeled thing on her desk, and the most useful. Ottoline Toyvehicle takes the field as a Toy Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 096/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Toy TacticsWins with toys. Loses with plans. Toy Cart Ram (50)Rams the plaintiff with…
Her fan is a roof. It is also a hat. The deed says hat. Ottoline Whorlmere takes the field as a Fan Vaulter, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 001/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Vaulted HairHer hairstyle carries two floors of masonry. Web Fan Slam (60)Swings the wire-mesh fan like…
This is Pemberton Paneglass. His gallery has twelve windows. Every one faces the Krumplethorns. Pemberton Paneglass takes the field as a Gallerist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Window DisplayEvery window holds a painting. Of himself. Hang Show (40)Hangs a show on their…
She never gets up. Everything comes to her on a tray. Penelope Deskhall takes the field as a Chair Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Executive ChairSits in judgment, then sits some more. Swivel Slam (40)Spins the chair into the plaintiff’s ledger. Gilded…
She guards her dome with great pride and suspicious accuracy. Penelope Domevault takes the field as a Dome Vault Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Vaulted OpinionHer opinions are vaulted. Vault Dome Roll (30)Rolls a glass dome over the plaintiff. Vault Shut (40)Shuts a…
Her barracks are glass. She sees through every excuse in the building. Penelope Glassbarracks takes the field as a Barracks Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Barracks BragBrags about the barracks. They are glass. Barracks Crush (50)Crushes the plaintiff beneath a glass wing….
Her speaker is a cabinet. It plays only complaints. Penelope Speakerwell takes the field as a Speaker Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Loud PlanShe shouts the plan through a wooden speaker. Speaker Crash (40)Crashes a wooden speaker into the hedge. Fan Rib Slap…
His topper has a cane. His cane has a plan. His plan has a hedge. Penelope Toppiece takes the field as a Topper Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Topper TerrorTerrorises hedge and hatter alike. Topper Toss (50)Tosses a brass topper at the…
His hat is a satellite dish. Every rumor is received first by him. Percival Dishington takes the field as a Dish Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Satellite HatHer hat receives rumors from three counties. Antenna Twirl (40)Spins the hat dish toward the…
He shades the Krumplethorns in heavy charcoal on every plan. Percival Hatchmark takes the field as a Hatch Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cross Hatch SpiteCross hatches grievances until they are black. Hatch Slash (50)Slashes the plaintiff with fine lines. Shade Smother…
Everyone runs on his time. The Krumplethorns run late. Percival Hourgate takes the field as a Clock Tower Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Time ServedThe clock behind his head is always right. Hour Hand Hit (70)Clubs the hedge with a clock hand. Late…
The sidecar is empty. He says it is for emergencies. It is not. Percival Sidecarwell takes the field as a Sidecar Scout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 034/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Sidecar SecretsCarries secrets in a sidecar. Spills none. Sidecar Swerve (40)Swerves a sidecar into the plaintiff. Gravel…
His glass house has a view. It also has a lot of lawyers. Percival Skyhall takes the field as a Skyline Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 084/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Glass RoofGets everything in his own glass house. Glass Roof Slam (70)Slams a glass roof on…
His flag is huge. So is the pole. So is the grievance. Percival Standardbearer takes the field as a Standard Bearer, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Colours FlyingFlies the colours. Krumplethorns lower theirs. Standard Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a heavy banner. Pole…
He’s served the Schittsnauds for forty years. Not once has the tea been late. Percival Teaspout takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 001/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Steady PourNever spills a drop, even over cobbles. Scald Spray (40)Pours scalding tea across their hedge….
His hat tells the time. The Krumplethorns are always late according to it. Percy Clocksmith takes the field as a Timekeeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Clock HatTells them exactly how late they are. Time Out (30)Calls time and clocks them with a dial….