She tilts at turbines. The turbines have never once tilted back. Olivia Windmillroy takes the field as a Windmill Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 051/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tilting at TurbinesTilts at every turbine on the estate. Windmill Whirl (30)Whirls the plaintiff on a turbine blade….
This is Ondine Streamhair. She stars in every estate play. The Krumplethorns get walk-on parts. Ondine Streamhair takes the field as an Actress, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 105/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: WindsweptHair always blowing. Even indoors. Dramatic Exit (50)Exits stage left. Through their hedge. Close…
Her plans overhang the Krumplethorns’ side by six furlongs. Ophelia Cantilevre takes the field as a Cantilever Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 024/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hanging by a ThreadPlans hang by a thread. So does her patience. Cantilever Drop (30)Drops a cantilever on the plaintiff….
She wraps arguments in quilts. The quilts are made of lead. Ophelia Counterpane takes the field as a Counterpane Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Counterpane CalmCalmly tucks the plaintiff in. Tightly. Counterpane Smother (50)Smothers the plaintiff in a quilted wrap. Glass Cube…
Her glasses are two monitors. She is never off duty. She has no off. Ophelia Doublemonitor takes the field as a Dual Eye Chief, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 051/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Both Eyes OpenBoth eyes are open and judging. Eye Flash (90)Flashes the plaintiff with…
Her wheel is a vow. Her vow is a tax lien. Ophelia Gearholt takes the field as a Gear Dowager, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Meshed HeartsShe meshes with everything. Everyone is cross. Gear Mesh Grind (50)Grinds the plaintiff between two gears. Skyline Swing…
This is Ophelia Goggleton. She designed the Schittsnaud tartan. The Krumplethorns wore it by accident. Ophelia Goggleton takes the field as a Designer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 041/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: CoutureWears the gown. The gown wears the city. Runway (50)Struts the runway along their…
She has rocked the same chair since before the hedge was planted. Ophelia Rockhampton takes the field as a Rocker Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 034/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Heirloom RockerRocks until the hedge gives way. Rock and Roll (60)Rocks the whole rocker over the hedge….
This is Oriana Castlecrown. She carries the family castle on her head. The Krumplethorns can’t get in. Oriana Castlecrown takes the field as a Chatelaine, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 107/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Castle HeadWears the family castle. Never loses a key. Raise Bridge (60)Raises…
This is Oswald Gutterbrush. He clears the Schittsnaud gutters. The water runs to the Krumplethorns. Oswald Gutterbrush takes the field as a Gutter Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gutter ClearClears every drain. Downhill. Drain Flood (50)Floods the drain downhill. Brush Whack (40)Whacks…
This is Oswin Dishear. He’s proposed seventeen hedge laws. All of them favour the Schittsnauds. Oswin Dishear takes the field as a Senator, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Listening PostOne ear is a satellite dish. Always on. Filibuster (50)Talks until the hedge…
This is Oswin Pincerhand. He picks up litter on our side. He drops it on theirs. Oswin Pincerhand takes the field as a Pincers, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 072/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pick UpPicks up litter with pincers. Litter Pick (40)Picks up and tosses over. Brim…
This is Ottilie Afterbroom. She sweeps up after Schittsnaud guests. She ignores Krumplethorn ones. Ottilie Afterbroom takes the field as a Back Sweep, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 032/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sweep BehindSweeps up after everyone. Behind Sweep (40)Sweeps them out from behind. Hat Wave (30)Waves…
She says her family tree is on fire. She means it fondly. Ottilie Hazelburn takes the field as a Smoke Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Misty LineageHides every bad deed in her smoke. Smoke Screen Law (60)Hides the evidence in a cloud…
She brews a pot that has never been rejected. Mostly by people who survived. Ottilie Spoonswell takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 015/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Perfect BrewBrews tea so strong it knocks them back. Steep Strike (40)Steeps a bitter bag over…
Forty screens, one hedge, and no witness willing to testify. Ottoline Gridsworth takes the field as a Monitor Matron, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 001/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Blind Spot AuditSees forty screens. Not the hedge. Static Stare (50)Stares the plaintiff into a headache. Coax Lash (40)Whips the…