Her face is split in two. Both halves claim the deed. Philippa Doublebeam takes the field as a Beam Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Both SidesShe stands on both sides of every argument. Beam Bonk (30)Bonks the plaintiff with a flange beam. Eye…
Her gate is a fortress. Her hedge is a flower bed compared with it. Philippa Gatehall takes the field as a Gate Hall Chief, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 108/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gate RateCharges a fee to pass. The fee is ruin. Gate Crush (30)Crushes the plaintiff…
Her garrison is made of glass. It has been well worth the stone throwing. Philippa Glassgarrison takes the field as a Garrison Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Garrison GloatGloats from within the glass garrison. Garrison Slam (50)Slams the plaintiff against the garrison…
Her scooter is quieter than her fortune. Her fortune is quieter still. Philippa Scootleigh takes the field as a Scoot Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Smooth ScootGlides above every muddy dispute. Scoot Slam (40)Scoots into the plaintiff at speed. Hat Fan (40)Fans…
This is Philippa Screenspire. She broadcasts the hedge line from her hat. Every Schittsnaud gets it. Philippa Screenspire takes the field as a Spire Screen, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Cathedral ScreenA cathedral and a screen above. Broadcast (60)Broadcasts the hedge line. Barrow…
Her mask is her best feature. Her face is on loan. Philomela Mastface takes the field as a Mask Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 092/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two FacesShe wears one and removes the other. Mask Slam (40)Slams a cold copper mask on the plaintiff. Shell…
Her orb sees the future, which is mainly gardening. Philomela Orbbrook takes the field as an Orb Brook Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 105/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Babbling OrbHer orb babbles. She listens anyway. Orb Smash (40)Smashes an orb into the plaintiff. Brook Splash (30)Splashes the plaintiff…
She keeps three lanterns lit and a fourth for the Krumplethorns’ roof. Philomena Brassmantle takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brass GlowHer lantern glows hotter the angrier she gets. Lantern Toss (40)Tosses a lit lantern at their hedge….
Her easel has castors. Her opinions have no brakes whatsoever. Philomena Easelwick takes the field as an Easel Rider, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Easel Does ItEverything is easel when you have wheels. Easel Charge (40)Charges the plaintiff with a rolling easel. Canvas…
This is Philomena Fanhelm. She fans herself. All the leaves blow next door. Coincidence. Philomena Fanhelm takes the field as a Fan Helm, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 041/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Parish Cool BreezeFans herself. Leaves blow over. Fan Gust Push (40)Fans the leaves next door….
Her gate is symmetrical. Her opinions, regrettably, are not. Philomena Gatespire takes the field as a Gate Spire Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Locked Door PolicyLocks the argument. Keeps the key. Gate Clap (30)Slams a gate on the plaintiff. Spire Bounce (40)Bounces the…
She rides a motorbike with a lance. The hedge is not a knight. Philomena Lancehub takes the field as a Lance Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 101/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lance LectureLectures with a lance in hand. Long Lance Lunge (60)Thrusts a long lance at the…
Her moustache covers a small desk. The Krumplethorns have never been seen near it. Philomena Moustachier takes the field as a Moustache Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Moustache MistA mist of moustache covers the plan. Moustache Mist Blast (50)Blasts the plaintiff with…
She smokes in the parlor. Nobody has told her it is a hedge fight. Philomena Smokesley takes the field as a Smoke Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 072/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hat SmokeSmoke from her cigarette outranks the plaintiff. Cigarette Flick (50)Flicks hot ash across the…
She counted every spoke in the estate. Twice. Philomena Wheelgrove takes the field as a Wheel Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spoke CountShe plans her routes by counting every spoke. Wheel Roll Flat (50)Rolls her bicycle wheel over the hedge. Brick Peck (50)Pecks…
This is Phineas Twinfront. He has a face on each side. One watches the hedge all day. Phineas Twinfront takes the field as a Twin Front, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Front and BackA face on each side. Two Front (60)Faces both ways….