He rides a chair on a bike. Nobody has been brave enough to ask why. Randolph Frameworth takes the field as a Chair Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Four LegsFour legs, two hats, no regrets. Frame Bash (40)Slams the plaintiff in a…
This is Regina Treadthrone. She declared herself queen of the estate. Only the Krumplethorns objected. Regina Treadthrone takes the field as a Queen, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 088/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Throne of TreadsRides a throne on treads. Never stops. Royal Advance (80)Advances the…
Both his eyes face the hedge and neither is amused. Reginald Eyeglade takes the field as an Eye Glade Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Green Eyed GazeHis eyes go green. So does the lawn. Eye Bash (50)Bashes the plaintiff with an eyeball. Spiral…
He owns a motorbike and a chair, and rides neither on a public road. Reginald Gleamhurst takes the field as a Moto Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Heirloom EngineThe engine has been in the family since new. Throttle Snob (60)Revs past the…
His city is made of the same fan. He just stands in the way. Reginald Skylinemoor takes the field as a Skyline Keeper, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 021/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Skyward OrdersWhatever he points at is now a tower. Tower Tilt (40)Tips a skyscraper toward the…
His wheel stands vertical, as an act of defiance. Possibly gravity. Reginald Spokefront takes the field as a Front Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Front Spoke DeploymentDeploys spokes across the front line. Spoke Fan Burst (50)Bursts a fan of spokes at the…
This is Reginald Steamrake. He steam cleans our path. The grime runs downhill to theirs. Reginald Steamrake takes the field as a Steam Rake, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Steam CleanSteams the path clean. Steam Jet (40)Jets steam at their shoes. Long Rake…
He raises his top hat. The Krumplethorns reconsider their entire day. Reginald Topbell takes the field as a Head Butler, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Top Hat AuthorityDismisses anyone who stands too near the house. Topper Tap (60)Doffs his top hat and smacks them…
His wheels are wire. His plans are wire. His patience is also wire, and fraying. Reginald Wirehoop takes the field as a Hoop Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 029/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wire Wheel WhimBends wire into plans and into wheels. Hoop Roll (40)Rolls a wire…
The bells ring every time he thinks. He thinks constantly. Reuben Belfryman takes the field as a Belfry Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 089/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Belfry BrimHis hat is a belfry. The bells are paid for. Belfry Bash (30)Bashes the hedge with a bell wall….
Her towers lean towards the Krumplethorns, politely, then a little further. Rhiannon Skyscrapel takes the field as a Tower Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 110/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tower TalkTalks down at the plaintiff from a tower. Skyscraper Slam (30)Slams a glass skyscraper at the plaintiff….
He has never once been seen with a crease. He has creased others. Roderick Cravatpin takes the field as a Valet, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pinned CravatFolds the estate’s guests into very neat piles. Cravat Choke (40)Chokes them with a very tight cravat….
This is Roderick Pinnose. He reviews every Krumplethorn dinner party. From the hedge. Roderick Pinnose takes the field as a Gourmand, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine NoseSmells a bad meal from the next estate. Taste Test (40)Tastes their cooking. Spits. Dinner…
He has only ever been painted from the left. He prefers it that way. Roderick Profilemere takes the field as a Profile Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Best SidePresents his best side to every portrait. Profile Strike (50)Strikes the plaintiff with a…
His spyglass is long. His grudge is longer. His reach is longest. Roderick Spyglassby takes the field as a Spyglass Aide, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spyglass SmugnessSees the plaintiff coming. Looks smug. Spyglass Poke (40)Pokes the plaintiff with a spyglass. Lens Flare…
His TV is a grudge in a box. It plays only one channel. Roderick Tubesprocket takes the field as a Tube Gearman, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gear Grind GrudgeGrinds a grudge until it shines. Tube Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff with a broken tube….