This is Sebastian Ghostcoat. A ghost sweeps with him at night. The Krumplethorns see it. Sebastian Ghostcoat takes the field as a Ghost Pair, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Ghost HelperA ghost sweeps with him. Phantom Sweep (60)The ghost sweeps them away. Coat…
Half his face watches the Krumplethorns. The other half is asleep. Sebastian Panesplit takes the field as a Pane Splitter, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Split DecisionSplits the evidence. Keeps the half he likes. Pane Splinter (40)Splinters a pane at the plaintiff. Half Slap…
A penguin in a top hat with a plan, a plume and an unfortunate temper. Sebastian Penguinplume takes the field as a Penguin Duke, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Plume Plume PlumeWears a plume. Plumes about it. Plume Flurry (90)Flurries plumes at…
This is Sebastian Pointwell. He fences with the Krumplethorns daily. They use the hedge as a mask. Sebastian Pointwell takes the field as a Fencer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: RiposteEvery insult gets a sharper reply. Fleche (40)Lunges with the nose like…
This is Septimus Lawnmore. He mows the border every week. A little more each time. Septimus Lawnmore takes the field as a Lawn Mower, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mow LineMows a line exactly on the border. Border Mow (40)Mows the border. Their…
Her wings are plans. Her plans are wings. Her enemies are moths. Seraphina Butterwing takes the field as a Wing Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wing and a PlanWings it. Plans afterwards. Wing Beat Down (50)Beats the plaintiff with a huge wing….
Her casque has a tower on it. The tower has a view. The view has a hedge. Seraphina Casquefell takes the field as a Casque Sentry, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 021/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Helmet Hair DoctrineHer helmet stays on. Her hair stays out. Casque Crash (50)Crashes…
Her table tilts at exactly seventeen degrees. She calls it civilised. Seraphina Draftingtable takes the field as a Table Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Table MannersInsists on proper table manners at every siege. Table Slam (50)Slams the drafting table on the plaintiff….
This is Seraphina Fanfold. She inherited half the estate. She’s suing for the Krumplethorn half. Seraphina Fanfold takes the field as a Heiress, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Peacock FanFans out the crest. Everyone stops. Mirror Crest (50)Reflects the castle in her…
Four wheels, one hundred locks. She rolls through them all without a sound. Seraphina Keycart takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 052/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Four-Wheel KeysRolls through every locked door in the manor. Cart Charge (60)Charges the key cart into their…
Her plumes cost more than the plaintiff’s house. She wears them to tea. Seraphina Plumehollow takes the field as a Plume Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Feathered FortuneHer fortune floats, and so does her hair. Plume Smoke (50)Fans burning plumes across the…
Her face is a window. Her opinions are a wall. Seraphina Vistamoor takes the field as a Vista Director, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 014/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: SightlineShe blocks every view except her own. Perspective Push (60)Shoves the horizon three inches closer. Colonnade Charge (40)Charges the garden…
Her wheel kicks up the dust of ten thousand hedge arguments. Seraphine Bastionwheel takes the field as a Bastion Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Bastion BoredomHolds the bastion. Gets bored. Holds it again. Bastion Bash (60)Bashes the plaintiff with a bastion wheel….
She hovers above the hedge at night. The Krumplethorns think it’s a moth. Seraphine Dragonfly takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Dragonfly WingHovers her lantern over a wide lawn. Wing Whirr (60)Whirrs her wings and blows their papers…
Her eyes are wings. Her bike is a chopper. Her patience is gone. Seraphine Moth takes the field as a Moth Biker, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Moth Eyed MenaceDrawn to light, speed and the plaintiff. Green Eye Flare (90)Flashes the plaintiff with…
His veil is a ribbed fan. The ribs are on the plaintiff. Silas Veilcrest takes the field as a Veil Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 091/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hidden VisageHe turns away so nobody knows what he thinks. Veil Drop (40)Drops a copper veil over the…