She delivers writs by bicycle. The Krumplethorns have a letterbox. It is sealed. Annabel Bicyclepost takes the field as a Post Cyclist, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 108/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Post HasteDelivers the post. Sometimes bad news. Post Haste Dash (50)Dashes through the plaintiff with the…
She salts and peppers every argument. Most get seasoned to taste. Annabelle Cruetstand takes the field as a Pantry Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cruet StandHer seasonings season any argument. Pepper Puff (30)Puffs pepper into their faces. Vinegar Splash (40)Splashes vinegar across their…
Her chair has been dusted by servants but never by her. Annabelle Dustinghall takes the field as a Chair Heiress, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Dusty SeatHer seat has not been cleaned in generations. Dust Slam (50)Slams four generations of dust on the…
This is Annabelle Swanbuggy. She’s the belle of every ball. The Krumplethorns hold a smaller ball. Annabelle Swanbuggy takes the field as a Belle, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Society BelleRings in the season. Rings out the riffraff. Buggy Ride (40)Rides the…
Her wheels match. Her answers do too. Both are rehearsed. Annabeth Twinspoke takes the field as a Tandem Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 024/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Matched PairTravels with a spare and a second opinion. Double Spoke (40)Rolls both wheels over the plaintiff. Reflection Rush (40)Rides…
She plans every bridge on the estate, then tolls each one. Annelise Drawbridge takes the field as a Bridge Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bridge BurningBurns bridges. Draws new ones. Drawbridge Slam (50)Slams a drawbridge at the plaintiff. Pen Poke (40)Pokes the…
Her lens is a nest. Her nest is a lens. Neither welcomes visitors. Annelise Lensnest takes the field as a Lens Nester, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 102/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Nesting InstinctNests in her lens. Dislikes visitors. Lens Smash (50)Smashes a lens into the plaintiff. Nest Egg…
Her light infantry arrives on tiptoe. Her complaint arrives by heavy lorry. Annelise Lightfootman takes the field as a Light Infantry, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 055/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Light Footed FuryLight of foot, heavy of grudge. Tiptoe Stab (50)Stabs the plaintiff on tiptoe. Dainty Kick…
The smoke around her hat is a family scandal. She loves it. Arabella Coldbrook takes the field as a Smoke Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Burning RumorHer rumors travel by smoke. Chimney Signal (50)Signals the family to open the hedge fund. Chair…
She appears in four panels and the plaintiff has no idea which to fear. Arabella Fourpanel takes the field as a Panel Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Four FacesFour faces. One plan. Four tempers. Panel Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a four…
He wears a gas mask at dinner. His family says it is for the vintage. Archibald Gasmantle takes the field as a Mask Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Estate AirBreathes only the finest family estate air. Filter Fling (70)Flings a brass filter…
His bicycle is tall, his plan is tall and his invoice is the tallest. Archibald Pennyfarth takes the field as a Farthing Draftsman, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Farthing PlanPlans for a farthing. Charges for six. Farthing Roll (50)Rolls a huge wheel over…
He sits on a curved chair and strokes his beard until the hedge confesses. Archibald Pointedbeard takes the field as a Beard Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Beard of AuthorityStrokes the beard. Wins the argument. Beard Slash (30)Slashes the plaintiff with a…
His screens frame the lawn. They never show the Krumplethorn side. Archibald Slabframe takes the field as a Slab Frame Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Frame RateCounts every frame. Complains of each. Frame Throw (50)Throws a heavy frame at the plaintiff. Slab Crash…
His wheel is a spiral. His plan is a spiral. His grudge is a spiral too. Archibald Spiralhub takes the field as a Spiral Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Spiral StrategySpirals the plan until nobody remembers it. Spiral Hub Crush (90)Crushes…
This is Archibald Tallrake. He rakes from the top of the hedge. He can see their garden from there. Archibald Tallrake takes the field as a Tall Rake, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: High ReachRakes from up high. High Rake (40)Rakes down from…