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He measures every insult to the nearest degree. Obtuse is the average. Barnabas Protracton takes the field as an Angle Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Obtuse OpponentsCalls every opponent obtuse. Protractor Slice (50)Slices the plaintiff with a protractor edge. Angle Grind (60)Grinds…
This is Barnabus Dustfeather. He dusts the hedge on our side. The dust floats across. Barnabus Dustfeather takes the field as a Feather Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Dust Off DusterDusts off every surface. Feather Swipe (50)Swipes dust into their eyes. Garden…
He serves gravy to anyone who asks. Nobody asks twice. Barnabus Gravyboat takes the field as a Tray Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gravy BoatCarries a gravy boat that nobody dares sail. Gravy Slick (40)Slicks the floor under them. Teapot Roll (30)Rolls a…
He has not blinked since the surveyor left. Barnabus Plumbmoor takes the field as a Plumb Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dead LevelNever tilts his head. The horizon tilts for him. Level Stare (30)Stares until the hedge straightens itself. Door Frame Duck (40)Hides…
He carries the railing for a famous staircase. Nobody climbs it. Barnaby Ballastrade takes the field as a Baluster Page, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: HandrailHe grips the rail and never lets go of a grudge. Baluster Swing (30)Swings a stone baluster like a…
This is Barnaby Beakvisor. His visor pecks weeds. It can’t tell them from Krumplethorn tulips. Barnaby Beakvisor takes the field as a Beak Visor, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pecking VisorPecks at weeds with the visor. Visor Peck Weed (40)Pecks out weeds and…
This is Barnaby Bristlecone. He sweeps the Schittsnaud lawn twice a day. He sweeps their leaves next door. Barnaby Bristlecone takes the field as a Broom Hand, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Clean SweepSweeps everything off the lawn. Big Sweep (40)Sweeps a guest…
Nobody has seen her face. They just see the dust. Barnaby Dustbonnet takes the field as a Housemaid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Dust CloudRaises a cloud so thick nobody can find her. Duster Whip (30)Whips them with a feather duster. Sweep Away (30)Sweeps…
He wears a gas mask and a pipe. He claims he is allergic to peasants. Barnaby Gasworth takes the field as a Pipe Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Gas MantleWheezes through a brass pipe and a fortune. Gas Bomb (70)Hisses a gas…
His bicycle wheel is the largest on the lawn, a mild tactical error. Barnaby Ordnancewick takes the field as an Ordnance Seer, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Careful ReconnaissanceScouts the lawn twice, then complains. Spoke Volley (50)Volleys loose spokes at the plaintiff. Pearl…
Nobody has found the bottom of his pantry. It may have a basement. Barnaby Pantrycoil takes the field as a Pantry Boy, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Full PantryNever runs out of biscuits for the estate. Biscuit Toss (30)Pitches a stale biscuit at their…
He looks out of a window frame on his hat. He sees only the neighbors’ land. Barnaby Sashmoor takes the field as a Frame Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 103/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Window RankLooks through the window and sees only property. Window Smash (70)Smashes a…
Her sidecar contains reports. The reports contain nothing. It is a clean system. Barnaby Sidecarnage takes the field as a Sidecar Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Sidecar SpiesSpies from the sidecar. Reports to nobody. Sidecar Slam (60)Slams a sidecar into the plaintiff….
He patrols the boundary daily. It has not moved. He checked twice. Barnaby Spokelens takes the field as a Bike Patrol, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 004/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Lawn Line RoundsPatrols the boundary at a stately pace. Spokeshave Strike (60)Spins a wheel into the plaintiff’s shins….
He has never missed a sugar cube. The Krumplethorns have never been sweet. Barnaby Sugartong takes the field as a Cupbearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sugar TongsPinches sugar from three feet away. Tong Pinch (40)Pinches their nose with the sugar tongs. Cup Spin…
His bike is small. His inheritance is a great deal larger. Barnaby Tinywheel takes the field as a Small Wheel Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 029/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Small WheelsRolls over small problems and small people. Wheel Roll Over (40)Rolls the little bike across the…
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