His brim is a tower. He wears it to every dispute, for height. Barnum Towerbrim takes the field as a Tower Brim Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 092/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tower OrderOrders towers. Nobody delivers. Tower Slam (50)Slams a tower onto the plaintiff. Brim Whip (40)Whips…
He carries a shell on his back and the ceiling in his head. Bartholomew Bracewick takes the field as a Brace Foreman, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 015/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Support BeamNothing falls while he is holding a grudge. Strut Strike (40)Whacks a Krumplethorn with a roof…
He drafts to the sound of a brass section. The Krumplethorns have been deafened. Bartholomew Brasshorn takes the field as a Horn Draftsman, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Brass Section PlansPlans loudly, with brass. Brass Horn Honk (60)Blasts the plaintiff with a brass…
He wears goggles to smoke. He wears the smoke to look wealthy. Bartholomew Briarfold takes the field as a Pipe Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Smoked GogglesSees everything through expensive haze. Briar Blast (70)Blows pipe smoke into the plaintiff’s eyes. Haze Peer…
His butterfly wings are decorative. His commands are not. Bartholomew Butterfield takes the field as a Butterfly Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 084/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wing CommandCommands wings. Disperses moths. Wing Beat Barrage (30)Beats the plaintiff with golden wings. Windmill Spin (40)Spins the plaintiff on…
His face is a vault, his screen is a vault and his word is a bond. Bartholomew Cheekvault takes the field as a Vault Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 096/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cheeky VaultCheek is vaulted. The vault is cheeky. Screen Slam (30)Slams a rounded screen…
He has sent a thousand trays down. He’s sent one Krumplethorn. Bartholomew Dumbwait takes the field as a Porter, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Dumbwaiter DropSends their hat directly to the cellar. Lift Slam (60)Slams a dumbwaiter tray onto their toes. Cart Roll (50)Rolls…
This is Bartholomew Fanbroom. His fan broom sweeps in arcs. Every arc ends next door. Bartholomew Fanbroom takes the field as a Fan Broom, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spite Fan SweepSweeps with a brass fan. Fan Rake Swing (50)Swings the fan rake…
He has the largest lens on the estate. It points at the hedge, mostly. Bartholomew Lenscombe takes the field as a Lens Keeper, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wick TrimTrims the wick and the plaintiff. Wide Lens Bash (50)Bashes with a wide lens. Glass…
He has ironed ten thousand cuffs. None have ever been pressed against his will. Bartholomew Sleevecuff takes the field as a Valet, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 091/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cuff CareFolds every sleeve to knife-edge precision. Cuff Slap (30)Slaps them with a stiff starched cuff. Key…
His hats are stacked, his plans are stacked and the odds are stacked too. Bartholomew Toppled takes the field as a Stack Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stacked DeckStacks the deck with hats. Hat Stack Drop (40)Drops a stack of hats on…
This is Bartleby Cherubin. The youngest heir on the estate. He already has a hedge lawyer on retainer. Bartleby Cherubin takes the field as a Heir, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 077/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: BabyfaceLooks innocent. Isn’t. Wail (30)Wails until the hedge is trimmed. Stilt…
This is Bartley Harewood. He hunts on the Krumplethorn side. He says the foxes are his. Bartley Harewood takes the field as a Sportsman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hare EarOne ear up. Listens for the hunt. Gilded Stride (40)Strides off on…
This is Basilia Facegarden. She blends into the Schittsnaud garden. The Krumplethorns walk into her. Basilia Facegarden takes the field as a Face Garden, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Garden FaceHer face is part of the garden. Garden Gaze (60)The garden face stares…
This is Basilissa Cathedraldome. She declared the Schittsnaud lawn holy ground. Krumplethorns need permission. Basilissa Cathedraldome takes the field as a Cathedral Dome, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Holy GroundA cathedral rides above her. Sanctify (60)Declares the lawn holy ground. Cart Run (50)Runs…
This is Bastien Parisworth. He came back from Paris with a tower. The Krumplethorns came back with a magnet. Bastien Parisworth takes the field as a Parisian, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Paris ReturnJust back from Paris. Mentions it hourly. Drum Roll…