Her face is the plan. The rest is just a footnote. Cecilia Concentrica takes the field as a Ring Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Eye of the PlanShe looks at you through nine floorplans. Ring Gate Slam (60)Slams a ring gate in the…
She has waited years for the hedge to move. She can wait several more. Cecilia Snailwire takes the field as a Wire Snail Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Slow and Steady SpiteSlow. Steady. Absolutely relentless. Wire Lash (40)Lashes the plaintiff with a rusty…
Her moped has a monogram. So does her helmet. So does her will. Cecily Moperly takes the field as a Moped Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Moped RankRides a fine moped around her fine estate. Moped Rev Up (40)Revs the moped into…
His clock is a monocle. He bills for glancing at it. Cedric Chimewell takes the field as a Chime Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hourly DuesHe charges by the hour and rings by the quarter. Stopwatch Strike (60)Hits with a pocket clock on…
He enters rooms so quietly that people forget he was ever invited. Cedric Kettlewick takes the field as a Butler, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quiet EntryAppears behind them with the tea tray. Tea Drop (30)Lets a boiling tea tray fall. Monocle Stare (40)Stares…
Her hat flares like a throne. Her family has not sat down since. Celestine Fanroyal takes the field as a Fan Duchess, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Royal DraftHer wings flutter and the family salutes. Wing Salute (60)Salutes the plaintiff with a very…
Her slope is a sail. Her sail is a slope. Her opinion is a razor. Celestine Slopeglass takes the field as a Slope Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Glass Slope SlideSlides everyone down a glass slope. Slope Slide Crush (40)Slides the plaintiff…
Her wheel is a swirl of caramel and cream. Her temper is much the same. Celestine Swirlwheel takes the field as a Swirl Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 091/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Swirl of SpiteSwirls the plan into a wheel and flees. Swirl Wheel Dash (70)Dashes…
This is Clara Gourdbroom. She rolls her gourd along the hedge. It always ends up next door. Clara Gourdbroom takes the field as a Gourd Broom, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gourd BumpBumps the brass gourd round. Gourd Roll (40)Rolls the gourd into…
This is Clarabel Fanshell. Her fan is bigger than the Krumplethorn gate. She points that out. Clarabel Fanshell takes the field as a Baroness, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 089/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grand FanFans herself with a fan the size of a door. Gale Force…
His wheel is bigger than the hedge. He sees it as a tactical advantage. Clarence Cavalrybird takes the field as a Cavalry Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 070/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wheel Charge RightsGrants himself the right of way. Wheel Charge Rush (50)Rushes the plaintiff with…
His bicycle has one big wheel and one big problem, mostly with hedges. Clarence Pennywhirl takes the field as a Penny Rider, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 057/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Penny PleaserPleases nobody. Plans for everyone. Penny Roll Crush (60)Crushes the plaintiff with a rolling wheel….
This is Clement Castledome. His dome holds a castle. He polishes it more than the paths. Clement Castledome takes the field as a Dome Sweeper, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 015/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Castle DomeA castle rides in his bubble hat. Dome Bump (50)Bumps with the…
This is Clementia Clockear. She keeps a diary of every Krumplethorn misdeed. It’s on volume nine. Clementia Clockear takes the field as a Diarist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Clock EarHer ear tells the time. Loudly. Appointment (40)Books them a meeting they’ll…
Her bureau holds a plan for every day of the feud. They are all labelled urgent. Clementine Bureaucrown takes the field as a Bureau Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 014/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bureau DrawerEvery plan is filed in a drawer. Drawer Slam (40)Slams a deep…
This is Clementine Capwhistle. She whistles at Krumplethorns on the path. Like they’re dogs. Clementine Capwhistle takes the field as a Whistler, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 034/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Garden Party Whistle StopWhistles. Everyone stops. Sharp Whistle (40)Whistles. Ears ring. Weather Vane (30)Spins the weather…