She has the most detailed map of the Krumplethorn hedge in existence. Clementine Reconnoitre takes the field as a Recon Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Surplus ReconReconnoitres twice what she needs. Recon Dash (40)Dashes by with a reconnaissance report. Scope Shove (30)Shoves…
She keeps the teapot hot with a small fire. The fire does not like being asked. Clementine Steepmoor takes the field as a Cupbearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 021/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hot PourHer teapot never cools. Neither does her temper. Spout Splash (30)Splashes hot tea over…
She inspected the hedge and found it structurally offensive. Clementine Trusswell takes the field as a Truss Reader, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 004/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Load PathShe always knows where the weight lands. On you. Beam Drop (50)Slides a roof beam off the scaffold. Garland Throw…
Her visor is down. Her mind was closed some years earlier. Clementine Visorgate takes the field as a Gate Visor, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Visor LoweredLowers her visor and the conversation. Visor Plunge (50)Drops a visor on the plaintiff’s nose. Gate Shut (40)Shuts…
She leaves a trail of steam behind her. The Krumplethorns love to follow it. Cleopatra Kettletrail takes the field as a Head Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Kettle TrailA trail of steam follows her every move. Steam Trail (60)Trails a cloud of…
This is Colossia Steepleface. A whole town sits on her head. The Krumplethorns live in the shadow. Colossia Steepleface takes the field as a Giant Face, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Steeple CrownA whole town on her brow. Town Drop (90)Drops a…
Her bulwark is glass. Her bearing is brass. Her patience is neither. Constance Bulwarkley takes the field as a Bulwark Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bulwark BearingBears the bulwark. Bears grudges too. Bulwark Bump (40)Bumps the plaintiff with a bulwark. Glass Edge…
Eight maids move as one. They’ve also scrubbed every Krumplethorn stain. Constance Chorusline takes the field as a Head Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Choir of MaidsA whole row of maids serves in perfect step. Chorus March (80)Marches the whole line into…
Her plans show only the front. The hedge, rudely, shows only the back. Constance Elevationby takes the field as an Elevation Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Front Elevation OnlyShows only her best side. Elevation Slam (30)Slams a tall elevation onto the plaintiff….
His spire tapers into a point. So does his patience. Constantin Pinnacle takes the field as a Pinnacle Lord, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 070/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sharp EminenceHe is the sharpest thing in the whole estate. Pinnacle Poke (50)Pokes the hedge with a sharp pinnacle. Emerald…
He has a cathedral in his hat. It has a private entrance. Constantine Cathedral takes the field as a Spire Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Holy EstateHis estate has a cathedral and a trust. Spire Slam (70)Slams a cathedral spire into the…
This is Coralie Townsend. She cries the news from the bubble. It’s always about the Krumplethorns. Coralie Townsend takes the field as a Town Bubble, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Town CrierShouts the news from the bubble. Doorstep Town Cry (60)Cries the news….
This is Corbin Stiltwalk. He strolls past the Krumplethorns three times a day. He calls it exercise. Corbin Stiltwalk takes the field as a Flaneur, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: StrollingWalks everywhere. Slowly. Past their gate. Saunter (30)Saunters along their fence. Twice….
Every truce she signs lasts roughly eleven minutes. Cordelia Armistice takes the field as a Truce Envoy, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brittle TruceSigns the truce. Counts the days. Truce Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff with a broken truce. White Flag Whip (30)Whips the…
Every blueprint she draws has a hedge in it, quietly crossed out. Cordelia Blueprintle takes the field as a Blueprint Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Blue MoodHer moods are blue, her plans bluer. Blueprint Wrap (30)Wraps the plaintiff in a damp blueprint….
The glass bubble on her hat contains one sherry and one grudge. Cordelia Bubblethorpe takes the field as a Bubble Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Glass BubbleHer hat can’t be popped, bought, or argued with. Globe Pop (50)Bursts a bubble over the…