He is a pillar of the community. The community has asked him to sit. Cuthbert Pillarvisor takes the field as a Pillar Visor Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 104/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pillar of SpiteA pillar of the community and its spite. Pillar Slam (40)Slams a pillar…
This is Cuthbert Smokewick. He smokes the bees off the hedge. They fly next door. Cuthbert Smokewick takes the field as a Smoker, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 021/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bee SmokeSmokes the bees off the hedge. Bee Smoke Puff (50)Puffs bee smoke at them….
His head is a coil of wires. His plan is a coil. His relatives are deeply coiled. Cuthbert Springcoil takes the field as a Coil Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 093/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coiled SpringCoiled like a spring. Strikes like a ruler. Coil Spring Lash…
He draws every smile by stencil. The Krumplethorns say it shows. Cuthbert Stencilby takes the field as a Stencil Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stenciled SmileSmiles by stencil. Nothing real. Stencil Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a wet stencil. Template Trap (50)Traps…
He winds the whole estate up before breakfast. Cuthbert Windlassby takes the field as a Windlass Aide, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wound TightWinds the plaintiff up, tightly, slowly. Windlass Wrench (50)Wrenches the plaintiff in a windlass. Turbine Tilt (60)Tilts a turbine into…
This is Cuthbertine Rakehelm. Her visor shows the city. The Krumplethorn part is blurry. Cuthbertine Rakehelm takes the field as a Rake Hat, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Helm VisorSees the city in her visor. Visor Flash (40)Flashes the visor. Rake Teeth (30)Rakes…
This is Cyprian Quietwell. He hasn’t left the frame since the feud began. He sends his bicycle instead. Cyprian Quietwell takes the field as a Recluse, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 072/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stay InsideHasn’t left the frame in years. Curtain Twitch (30)Twitches the…
His face is a plaque. The plaque is on the wrong building. Dagobert Foilsworth takes the field as a Foil Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 051/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quiet ProfileHis profile is in every lobby. His views aren’t. Foil Flick (40)Flicks a copper foil at the…
This is Darius Spokeback. He owns every spare wheel on the estate. The Krumplethorns walk. Darius Spokeback takes the field as a Cycle Baron, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Spare on BackCarries a spare wheel. Never shares it. Spear Charge (60)Charges with…
Her tricycle has three wheels and one purpose. It is to win. Delilah Tricyclewick takes the field as a Trike Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Triple WheelThree wheels and a very short temper. Triple Charge (40)Charges the plaintiff on three wheels. Wing…
One side of his face is cracked. The other side is smug. Desmond Crackledome takes the field as a Crack Dome Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crack in the WallHides a crack. Shows only the dome. Dome Crack (30)Cracks a glass dome on…
His feelings sit behind three walls and a moat. The moat is also sad. Desmond Fortifield takes the field as a Fortress Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 043/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fortified FeelingsHis feelings are fortified. Visitors are not. Fortress Bash (50)Bashes the plaintiff with a…
She serves tea from nine trolleys at once. Every guest gets their cup first. Dolores Samovarton takes the field as a Head Pantry Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Tea Trolley FleetWheels out a full fleet of trolleys at once. Trolley Fleet (60)Rolls four…
He holds the gate. The gate holds nothing. The nothing is well guarded. Dominic Barbicanwell takes the field as a Barbican Guard, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Barbican BlusterBlusters loudly at the gatehouse. Barbican Slam (30)Slams the plaintiff with a barbican door. Gate…
His mask is porcelain. His temper is cast iron. Dominic Wheelmask takes the field as a Mask Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 107/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Mask OffTakes off the mask. Takes on the plaintiff. Mask Smash (60)Smashes the plaintiff with a pale mask. Wheel Crash (50)Crashes…
This is Dorcas Smokebellow. She blows the Schittsnaud leaves away. They land in one place. Dorcas Smokebellow takes the field as a Bellows Hand, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 051/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Puff AwayPuffs leaves off the path. Leaf Blower (50)Blows the leaves over the hedge….