Her bike is a hundred years old. She believes it is a horse. Dorothea Bicyclehurst takes the field as a Bike Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine CycleRides a family heirloom around the family lawn. Heirloom Pedal (40)Pedals the family heirloom into…
Her house is a chimney. Her chimney is a lawsuit. Dorothea Chimneyport takes the field as a Flue Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fireplace WitHer wit smokes. Her fires have never been lit. Flue Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff with a flue brush. Window…
Her skirt sweeps the floor on its own. The floor has asked for a rest. Dorothea Kettlefin takes the field as a Housemaid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 029/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wave SweepSweeps the lawn clear in a single wave. Skirt Wave (30)Whips her skirt like a…
Her wheel is taller than the hedge. For once, she can see over it. Dorothea Pennywheel takes the field as a Penny Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: High Wheel HighnessHer tall wheel looks down on everyone. Tall Wheel Roll (90)Rolls a vast…
Her bicycle’s front wheel is a pen. Her ink is expensive. Her point is sharp. Dorothea Penwheeler takes the field as a Pen Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Penny PlanPlans penny by penny. Spends it all on spokes. Pen Wheel Roll (50)Rolls…
This is Dragomir Wingsby. He’s explored every continent. He’s never been past the hedge. Dragomir Wingsby takes the field as an Explorer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 103/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dragonfly WingsWings on his helmet. Feet on the ground. Expedition (40)Leads an expedition into their…
This is Drusilla Drapewell. She’s outlived three Krumplethorns. She intends to outlive the rest. Drusilla Drapewell takes the field as a Dowager, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: DrapedSwathed in silk. Rolls on a throne. Silk Swirl (50)Swirls her robes over their hedge….
He has not washed since the last inheritance tax. Dunstan Dustcloud takes the field as a Dust Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gentle DustLeaves a gentle trail of expensive dust. Dust Cloud Slap (40)Slaps a cloud of dust in the plaintiff’s eyes….
His long skirt sweeps the corridors clean as he goes. Mostly clean. Dunstan Skirtswift takes the field as a Valet, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swift SkirtSkirts trail behind him and tangle everything. Skirt Snag (30)Snags their ankles in the skirt. Key Tap (40)Taps…
This is Duplicato Facebrace. Two faces, two shifts. The Schittsnaud paths are never dirty. Duplicato Facebrace takes the field as a Two Faces, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 055/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Second ShiftTwo faces work two shifts. Shift Change (60)Swaps shifts. Never tired. Hose Coil Snap…
This is Ebenezer Spectacle. He holds the Krumplethorn mortgage. He keeps it framed in his study. Ebenezer Spectacle takes the field as a Banker, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: InterestLends to anyone. Charges everyone. Foreclose (50)Forecloses on the hedge. Brass Arm (30)Waves…
This is Ebenezer Spoutcan. He waters the Schittsnaud roses. He overwaters the Krumplethorn ones. Ebenezer Spoutcan takes the field as a Waterer, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Watering CanWaters the roses and the neighbours. Can Pour (50)Pours the can over a guest. Bucket…
This is Edgar Smogbury. His factory chimney faces the Krumplethorns. The wind does the rest. Edgar Smogbury takes the field as a Mill Owner, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Filtered AirBreathes only purified Schittsnaud air. Smokestack (40)Blows factory smoke over the hedge….
He has inherited fourteen chairs. He sits on a different one every day. Edmund Chairwell takes the field as a Chair Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Chair HeirSits above the argument, on a family chair. Chair Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff with a…
He looked at the hedge through a clock. It was late. Edmund Dialhall takes the field as a Dial Surveyor, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Face ValueHe always tells the time. Rarely the truth. Dial Stab (40)Stabs a clock hand into the lawn. Clock…
This is Edwina Turbinehood. Her hood turbine blows the Krumplethorn hats off. Every Sunday. Edwina Turbinehood takes the field as a Turbine Hood, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wind PowerHer hood spins with the wind. Smug Hood Spin (40)Spins the hood. Wind gusts….