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  • Evander Lamplight to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Evander Lamplight

    Evander Lamplight

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    His lamp lights the whole lawn. It also lights the tax office. Evander Lamplight takes the field as a Lamp Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gold LampLights up the estate and the family accounts. Lamp Glare Rush (50)Rushes a lamp-bright bike through…

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    Evander Spikesprout

    Evander Spikesprout

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    His spikes sprout like hedges. He sees the irony. He ignores it. Evander Spikesprout takes the field as a Spike Sprout Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fresh Spike PolicySprouts a spike for every dispute. Spike Sprout (50)Sprouts a spike beneath the plaintiff. Fan…

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    Evangeline Glassmoor

    Evangeline Glassmoor

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    She sits in her glass tower and judges the neighbors from above. Evangeline Glassmoor takes the field as a Spire Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Glass SpireHer glass tower stands between her and blame. Glass Verdict (100)Drops a glass tower on…

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    Evangeline Hosebow

    Evangeline Hosebow

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    This is Evangeline Hosebow. She ties up the Krumplethorn bins with hose. Neat bows. Evangeline Hosebow takes the field as a Hose Bow, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 077/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tie UpTies everything in neat bows. Bow Tie Up (40)Ties them up in a hose…

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    Evangeline Hussarine

    Evangeline Hussarine

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    Her uniform is ludicrous. Her motorbike is more ludicrous. Both are effective. Evangeline Hussarine takes the field as a Hussar Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hussar HustleHustles through the plaintiff at speed. Hussar Charge (50)Charges the plaintiff in full hussar. Reflection Roar…

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    Evangeline Platterly

    Evangeline Platterly

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    She served ninety guests last Sunday. She spilled on only the Krumplethorns. Evangeline Platterly takes the field as a Tray Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Flat BalanceHer tray holds any weight for exactly a minute. Platter Throw (50)Hurls a silver platter like a…

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    Evangeline Quillbrow

    Evangeline Quillbrow

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    Her plans are drawn with the longest quill on the estate, and aimed at the hedge. Evangeline Quillbrow takes the field as a Quill Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quill QuarrelQuarrels in quills. Quill Lunge (50)Lunges at the plaintiff with a tall…

  • Evangeline Spiralhaven to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Evangeline Spiralhaven

    Evangeline Spiralhaven

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    She lives in a shell the size of a ballroom. The shell insists. Evangeline Spiralhaven takes the field as a Spiral Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Nautilus CountHer shell holds forty rooms and three feuds. Shell Grind (70)Grinds a spiral shell across the…

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    Evelina Mirrorwater

    Evelina Mirrorwater

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    She is her own opposite. Her opposite is the plaintiff. Evelina Mirrorwater takes the field as a Mirror Duchess, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Perfect ReflectionHer reflection bids. She does the signing. Mirror Pool Plunge (100)Plunges the plaintiff into her mirror pool. Double…

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    Ezekiel Whorlcombe

    Ezekiel Whorlcombe

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    He whirled out of the argument. The argument followed him out. Ezekiel Whorlcombe takes the field as a Whorl Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Whorl WindWhirls the conversation into nonsense. Dome Whorl (50)Whirls a dome at the plaintiff. Needle Prick (60)Pokes the plaintiff…

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    Ezra Hydrantson

    Ezra Hydrantson

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    This is Ezra Hydrantson. He tests the hydrant every week. Facing the Krumplethorn house. Ezra Hydrantson takes the field as a Hydrant Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Full PressureTurns the water on full. Pressure Jet (50)Jets water across the hedge. Rake Snag…

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    Fabian Chromewave

    Fabian Chromewave

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    This is Fabian Chromewave. He styles every Schittsnaud. He refuses Krumplethorn appointments. Fabian Chromewave takes the field as a Stylist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Chrome WaveHair set in a single chrome wave. Blow Dry (50)Blow-dries the hedge into a new shape….

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    Fabian Collagefield

    Fabian Collagefield

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    He has four faces in four panels. They agree on nothing but the hedge. Fabian Collagefield takes the field as a Collage Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Four Panel PlanPlans four things at once. Finishes none. Collage Crash (40)Crashes four panels onto…

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    Fabian Orbitwatch

    Fabian Orbitwatch

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    His goggle is an orb. His orb is a goggle. His authority is both. Fabian Orbitwatch takes the field as an Orbit Captain, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 093/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Orbit OrdersOrders the plaintiff into orbit. Orbit Smash (40)Smashes the plaintiff with a goggle orb….

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    Felicity Catcrown

    Felicity Catcrown

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    This is Felicity Catcrown. She declared herself princess of the hedge. The Krumplethorns didn’t vote. Felicity Catcrown takes the field as a Princess, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cat EarsTwin ears up. Nothing gets past. Royal Scoot (40)Scoots past with a royal…

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    Felicity Lampleigh

    Felicity Lampleigh

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    Her lamp has lit the family estate since before electricity. Felicity Lampleigh takes the field as a Lamp Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gaslight NotionHas an idea every time someone else works. Lantern Beam (40)Shines a lamp at the plaintiff’s weak claim….

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