His lamp lights the whole lawn. It also lights the tax office. Evander Lamplight takes the field as a Lamp Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gold LampLights up the estate and the family accounts. Lamp Glare Rush (50)Rushes a lamp-bright bike through…
His spikes sprout like hedges. He sees the irony. He ignores it. Evander Spikesprout takes the field as a Spike Sprout Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fresh Spike PolicySprouts a spike for every dispute. Spike Sprout (50)Sprouts a spike beneath the plaintiff. Fan…
She sits in her glass tower and judges the neighbors from above. Evangeline Glassmoor takes the field as a Spire Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Glass SpireHer glass tower stands between her and blame. Glass Verdict (100)Drops a glass tower on…
This is Evangeline Hosebow. She ties up the Krumplethorn bins with hose. Neat bows. Evangeline Hosebow takes the field as a Hose Bow, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 077/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tie UpTies everything in neat bows. Bow Tie Up (40)Ties them up in a hose…
Her uniform is ludicrous. Her motorbike is more ludicrous. Both are effective. Evangeline Hussarine takes the field as a Hussar Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hussar HustleHustles through the plaintiff at speed. Hussar Charge (50)Charges the plaintiff in full hussar. Reflection Roar…
She served ninety guests last Sunday. She spilled on only the Krumplethorns. Evangeline Platterly takes the field as a Tray Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Flat BalanceHer tray holds any weight for exactly a minute. Platter Throw (50)Hurls a silver platter like a…
Her plans are drawn with the longest quill on the estate, and aimed at the hedge. Evangeline Quillbrow takes the field as a Quill Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quill QuarrelQuarrels in quills. Quill Lunge (50)Lunges at the plaintiff with a tall…
She lives in a shell the size of a ballroom. The shell insists. Evangeline Spiralhaven takes the field as a Spiral Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Nautilus CountHer shell holds forty rooms and three feuds. Shell Grind (70)Grinds a spiral shell across the…
She is her own opposite. Her opposite is the plaintiff. Evelina Mirrorwater takes the field as a Mirror Duchess, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Perfect ReflectionHer reflection bids. She does the signing. Mirror Pool Plunge (100)Plunges the plaintiff into her mirror pool. Double…
He whirled out of the argument. The argument followed him out. Ezekiel Whorlcombe takes the field as a Whorl Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Whorl WindWhirls the conversation into nonsense. Dome Whorl (50)Whirls a dome at the plaintiff. Needle Prick (60)Pokes the plaintiff…
This is Ezra Hydrantson. He tests the hydrant every week. Facing the Krumplethorn house. Ezra Hydrantson takes the field as a Hydrant Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Full PressureTurns the water on full. Pressure Jet (50)Jets water across the hedge. Rake Snag…
This is Fabian Chromewave. He styles every Schittsnaud. He refuses Krumplethorn appointments. Fabian Chromewave takes the field as a Stylist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Chrome WaveHair set in a single chrome wave. Blow Dry (50)Blow-dries the hedge into a new shape….
He has four faces in four panels. They agree on nothing but the hedge. Fabian Collagefield takes the field as a Collage Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Four Panel PlanPlans four things at once. Finishes none. Collage Crash (40)Crashes four panels onto…
His goggle is an orb. His orb is a goggle. His authority is both. Fabian Orbitwatch takes the field as an Orbit Captain, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 093/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Orbit OrdersOrders the plaintiff into orbit. Orbit Smash (40)Smashes the plaintiff with a goggle orb….
This is Felicity Catcrown. She declared herself princess of the hedge. The Krumplethorns didn’t vote. Felicity Catcrown takes the field as a Princess, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cat EarsTwin ears up. Nothing gets past. Royal Scoot (40)Scoots past with a royal…
Her lamp has lit the family estate since before electricity. Felicity Lampleigh takes the field as a Lamp Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gaslight NotionHas an idea every time someone else works. Lantern Beam (40)Shines a lamp at the plaintiff’s weak claim….