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Her hat is a clock. The clock is a door. The door is locked. Fiona Clockfane takes the field as a Clock Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tower TimeHer clock has no hands. Everyone is late. Dial Smack (50)Smacks the plaintiff with a…
Her motorbike is vintage and her opinions are vintage-er. Fiona Motoridge takes the field as a Moto Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Heirloom ThrottleNever slows down, even for estate taxes. Throttle Charge (50)Charges the hedge on a gold motorbike. Chain Kickstand (50)Locks…
His ornaments are real. His modesty is a decoy. Fitzgerald Beadspire takes the field as a Bead Foreman, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pearl CountHe counts every bead and invoices each one. Bead Barrage (40)Pelts the plaintiff with polished spheres. Pillar Press (40)Presses the…
His plans are a model of elegant handwriting and entirely illegible spite. Fitzgerald Cursivebrow takes the field as a Script Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine Script FuryFurious in fine cursive. Script Slash (40)Slashes the plaintiff with a flourish. Ink Well Dump…
Two footmen share a single bicycle. They share a single grudge too. Fitzgerald Twinfootman takes the field as a Head Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Pair of FootmenTwo footmen serve at once, from both sides. Cane Crash (90)Smashes a golden key-staff down….
His spectacles are made of wire and old fortunes. Fitzgerald Wirelens takes the field as a Glasses Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 057/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wire SpectaclesReads the fine print before the lawyers do. Spectacle Snap (40)Snaps spectacles over the plaintiff’s file. Tiny Wheel Roll…
This is Fitzroy Cheroot. He’s been in the gentlemen’s club since 1962. No Krumplethorn was ever a member. Fitzroy Cheroot takes the field as a Clubman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 055/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cigar LoungeNever seen without a cheroot. Or an opinion. Smoke Signal…
His crenels are cunning. His cunning is crenellated. Fitzwilliam Crenelle takes the field as a Crenel Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Crenel CunningCunningly aims between the crenels. Crenel Drop (60)Drops a heavy crenel on the plaintiff. Slab Slam Down (50)Slams the plaintiff…
This is Fitzwilliam Stakeworth. He rides the boundary twice a day. He moves the stakes on the second lap. Fitzwilliam Stakeworth takes the field as a Squire, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: LandedOwns the land. Rides the trike over it. Boundary Ride…
Her hat is a mantle. Her ceiling is a hat. Florence Mantlehold takes the field as a Mantel Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Glass CeilingShe installed one. She calls it a feature. Mantel Drop (30)Drops a marble mantel on the plaintiff. Brooch Pin…
This is Florentine Bellbroom. She rings the dinner bell for Schittsnauds. The Krumplethorns hear it too. Florentine Bellbroom takes the field as a Bell Broom, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dinner BellRings the bell. Schittsnauds eat. Supper Clang (40)Clangs the brass bell. Mower…
This is Fredegunde Hornhat. Her hat spike keeps Krumplethorns at a broom’s length. Fredegunde Hornhat takes the field as a Horn Hat, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 084/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Horn SpikeThe hat spike keeps them back. Hat Spike Thrust (50)Thrusts the hat spike. Bulb Swing…
His shoes are pointed. His hat is pointed. His plan has a point somewhere. Frederick Pointedshoe takes the field as a Shoe Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pointed FootworkFootwork so pointed it hurts. Shoe Spear (30)Spears the plaintiff with a pointed shoe….
This is Gabriel Wingbonnet. He knows every Schittsnaud secret. He’s selling the Krumplethorn ones. Gabriel Wingbonnet takes the field as a Courtier, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wing BonnetOne wing up. One opinion down. Penny Glide (40)Glides the penny-farthing past the hedge….
This is Galatea Vastface. She’s the face of the Schittsnaud gallery. The Krumplethorns can’t look away. Galatea Vastface takes the field as a Muse, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 043/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: ColossalHer face is the wall. The wall is hers. Grand Gaze (80)Gazes…
This is Gaspard Wheelcoat. He hides a wheel under his coat. He rolls away from every complaint. Gaspard Wheelcoat takes the field as a Wheel Coat, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wheel HideHides a wheel under the coat. Hidden Wheel (50)Rolls out a…
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