The two butlers can’t agree on anything except the tea. Gerald Doublebrim takes the field as a Head Butler, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Double BrimTwo butlers, one hat, no agreement. Brim Sweep (80)Sweeps a very wide brim across their hedge. Ceremony Strike…
This is Gerhardine Masktwin. Two masked keepers by the hedge. They never take the masks off. Gerhardine Masktwin takes the field as a Mask Twin, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Mask DuoTwo masked keepers work together. Mask Pair (60)Both masks stare at once….
This is Gertrude Nozzlecap. She mists the Krumplethorn cat whenever it visits. It visits often. Gertrude Nozzlecap takes the field as a Nozzle, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spray NozzleSprays anything that moves. Fine Mist (40)Mists them until they leave. Bell Ringing (30)Rings…
He laid the first stone. Nobody remembers who laid the second. Gideon Cornerstone takes the field as a Foundation Don, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cornerstone LawHe is the first block and the last word. Cornerstone Crack (30)Cracks a cornerstone against the hedge. Gable…
His crest is perfectly symmetrical. His grudges, sadly, are not. Gideon Fusiliercrest takes the field as a Fusilier Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fusilier FussFusses until the lawn is symmetrical. Fusilier Volley (60)Volleys small brass beads at the plaintiff. Crest Smack (50)Smacks…
His wheel is bigger than his head, which explains his temper. Gideon Huboculus takes the field as a Hub Seer, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 032/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Spoked Eye SurgerySees clearly through every spoke. Hub Crush (90)Crushes with a giant spoked wheel. Rolling Verdict (100)Rolls…
He wears the longest hat in the household. He’s tripped on it twice. Gideon Pointwhistle takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pointed ServiceServes with the point of his cap. Cap Slash (40)Slashes the pointed cap across their cheek. Key…
He has no wheels, four legs, and a long line of cousins. Gideon Stilthaven takes the field as a Walker Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spider LegsWalks over every argument on four stilts. Stilt Trample (50)Stomps the plaintiff with a long thin…
His coat is striped. His ear is huge. His grievance is also striped. Gideon Zebracoat takes the field as a Stripe Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Stripe PolicyStripes are mandatory. Stripe Lash (50)Lashes the plaintiff with a pinstripe. Ear Flap Slap (60)Slaps…
This is Gigantia Ghostcheek. The giant face supervises the sweeping. It frowns toward the Krumplethorns. Gigantia Ghostcheek takes the field as a Giant Face, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Looming WatchA giant face watches the work. Snide Supervise (90)The giant face checks…
This is Gilbert Strideframe. He curates the Schittsnaud gallery. Krumplethorn portraits hang in the cellar. Gilbert Strideframe takes the field as a Curator, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Walk-OutSteps out of his frame for a walk. Gallery Walk (40)Walks the gallery past…
He has been smoking the same cigar since the last land dispute. Gladstone Pipewell takes the field as a Cigar Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Long AfternoonTakes all afternoon to say no. Cinder Toss (50)Flicks ash into the plaintiff’s tea. Leather Squeeze…
This is Gladys Dualbroom. She sweeps with two brooms. Twice the leaves go next door. Gladys Dualbroom takes the field as a Two Brooms, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two BroomSweeps with two brooms at once. Two Broom Rush (40)Rushes in with two…
This is Godfrey Spokehand. He grips his barrow and won’t let go. Krumplethorns gave up asking. Godfrey Spokehand takes the field as a Spoke Hand, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 092/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spoke GripGrips the wheel and won’t let go. Wheel Grab (40)Grabs the wheel….
This is Godwin Towerford. He keeps the tower lit all night. It shines into the Krumplethorn bedroom. Godwin Towerford takes the field as a Castellan, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 084/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tower BornGrew up in a tower. Never came down. Battlement (40)Leans over…
She cycles through a desert. The desert has stopped asking why. Gregoria Bicyclone takes the field as a Cyclone Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 102/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Dust CycloneStirs a cyclone from the dust. Cyclone Spin (60)Spins a dust cyclone around the plaintiff. Pedal Slam…