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Her hood is glass and her profile is sharp. She keeps both clean. Felicity Panehood takes the field as a Pane Hood Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hooded Pane PainHides under a hood. Hurts from within. Hood Slam (40)Slams a glass hood onto…
She sweeps the lawn clean. The Krumplethorns complain there are no footprints. Felicity Skirttrail takes the field as a Housemaid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 096/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long TrailHer skirt sweeps every footprint away. Skirt Trail (30)Trails her skirt right over their bare ankles. Spoon Fling…
Her staff has a key for every room in the manor. Several are made up. Fenella Keygrove takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Staff of KeysCarries a long staff of keys, locks, and gossip. Staff Swing (40)Swings her…
His two screens show the same hedge from two angles. Both angles are bad. Fenwick Dualtube takes the field as a Twin Tube Spy, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Double FeatureWatches two things. Misses both. Left Tube Zap (40)Zaps the plaintiff with the left…
His observatory is on a cloud. His reports are mostly weather. Fenwick Observatory takes the field as an Observatory Aide, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 082/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Observation OrderObserves. Orders. Observes again. Observatory Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff against a dome. Cloudburst (50)Bursts a cloud onto…
His brim is wider than the hedge, and he is quietly proud of this. Fenwick Thinbrim takes the field as a Brim Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brim BrigadeWears a brim wider than the plan. Brim Slice (40)Slices the plaintiff with a…
He washes more plates by lunch than the estate eats off in a week. Ferdinand Dishcart takes the field as a Scullery Hand, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dish RattleRattles so loudly nobody hears the argument. Plate Roll (30)Rolls a heavy plate at their…
His dish picks up every Krumplethorn rumour and several unrelated sitcoms. Ferdinand Dishwhisk takes the field as a Dish Auditor, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Satellite SmugnessReceives smugness from several orbits. Mesh Dish Whirl (50)Spins a mesh dish into the plaintiff. Signal Whisk (60)Whisks…
His yacht is on his hat. His hat is on his motorbike. His motorbike is parked. Ferdinand Harborlight takes the field as a Yacht Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 093/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Harbor ThroneRules every harbor from a deck chair. Harbor Slam (100)Slams a…
His plan is a loft. His loft is a plan. His view of the hedge is aerial. Ferdinand Lofteye takes the field as a Loft Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: High Loft ApproachLooks down on every plan, from a loft. Loft Drop…
He holds the salient, the high ground and a long grudge against hedges. Ferdinand Salientby takes the field as a Salient Sentry, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hold the SalientHolds the salient. Will not explain it. Salient Shove (30)Shoves the plaintiff out of…
This is Ferdinand Shearwell. He trims the hedge an inch over the line. Every week. For years. Ferdinand Shearwell takes the field as a Shears, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 024/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sharp ShearsTrims the hedge one inch over. Over Trim (40)Trims an inch onto…
He sketches the future. Then bills the present. Ferdinand Skyfolio takes the field as a Folio Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Blueprint WingsHe folds the whole estate into a pocket plan. Folio Fold (60)Folds the plaintiff into a neat packet. Cut Corner (50)Cuts…
His hat has twelve stripes. Each one is a debt owed to him. Ferdinand Stripesley takes the field as a Stripe Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Family CrestEvery stripe is a debt someone else owes. Stripe Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a…
This is Ferris Domeoak. He keeps one perfect shrub by the hedge. It blocks their view. Ferris Domeoak takes the field as a Dome Oak, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Shrub KeeperKeeps one perfect shrub. Shrub Trim (40)Trims the shrub. Leaves fly. Scythe…
His magnifying glass finds a speck in a haystack. He prefers hedges. Ferris Magnifique takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Glass ScrutinyFinds every speck of dirt on the Krumplethorns. Focus Burn (40)Burns a hole with the magnifying glass. Lamp…
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