She has not spilled once. She has threatened to many times. Eleanor Brasscap takes the field as a Tray Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brass SteadyHer hat keeps the tray from tipping. Cap Clip (30)Clips their ear with her brass cap. Key Tilt…
She has four pipes behind her ear and three in the feud. Eleanora Casingwick takes the field as a Casing Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Concealed PipesAll her plans are hidden in the walls. Pipe Spring (50)Springs a coiled pipe into their knee….
Her citadel casts a long shadow. The Krumplethorns live inside it. Eleanora Citadelle takes the field as a Citadel Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Citadel SmugnessSmugly spires every citadel on the lawn. Citadel Smash (50)Smashes the plaintiff with a tall spire. Pool…
Her chair is velvet, her wheel is bicycle and her authority is absolute. Eleonora Chairwheel takes the field as a Wheel Chair Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 043/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Seat of PowerSits on the plaintiff’s argument. Seat Crush (50)Crushes the plaintiff beneath a velvet…
This is Ellington Tailcoat. He dresses for dinner at breakfast. The Krumplethorns eat in their pyjamas. Ellington Tailcoat takes the field as a Gentleman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: White TieDressed for dinner. Every hour of the day. Formal Ride (50)Rides the…
Her hair chimes at every hour. The Krumplethorns have asked her to stop. Eloise Clockcurl takes the field as a Timekeeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 070/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Clock CurlHer curl chimes on the hour. Chime Strike (30)Strikes the hour on their forehead. Spoon Spin (40)Spins…
Her saddle has been in the family for four horses and one bicycle. Eloise Sadlerton takes the field as a Saddle Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 096/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Chair SaddleShe rides while her saddle rides the family. Saddle Whip (40)Whips the saddle through the…
This is Eloise Spiralgate. She takes the long way past the Krumplethorns. Very slowly. Eloise Spiralgate takes the field as a Countess, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 014/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Coiled GraceRolls in on a spiral. Never rushes. Cliff Edge (40)Rolls the bike to the…
He rides so far out, the Krumplethorns assume he is a rumour. Emmerich Outriderby takes the field as an Outrider Scout, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 021/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Distant PursuitPursues the plaintiff from a mile away. Outrider Dash (50)Dashes through the plaintiff from afar. Dusty…
His face is a window. The glass is for sale. Emmerich Windowstead takes the field as a Window Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 106/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Face to WindowHe gazes through the window. Sees only leases. Window Pane Pitch (50)Pitches an old pane at the plaintiff….
This is Erasmus Windmere. He charges the Krumplethorns for the wind that blows onto their side. Erasmus Windmere takes the field as an Energy Baron, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 102/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wind FarmOwns every windmill. Charges for the breeze. Turbine Spin (60)Spins every…
Her column is always in order. Her grievances are always in triplicate. Ernestine Columnbrook takes the field as a Column Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Column RankGets in column. Gets in the way. Column Crash (40)Crashes a stone column onto the plaintiff….
Her smoke smells like a vintage cellar and an old bank. Ernestine Puffridge takes the field as a Smoke Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine VaporEven her exhaust smells expensive. Vapor Blast (40)Blasts the hedge with expensive vapor. Wheel Kick Out (40)Kicks…
Her shelves hold five identical planners and her grudges hold five different ones. Ernestine Shelfhold takes the field as a Shelf Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Shelved PlansShelves the plaintiff’s complaint, forever. Shelf Slam (90)Slams the plaintiff into a shelf. Bust…
This is Esmeralda Bigglass. She foresaw the hedge feud. She just didn’t warn anyone. Esmeralda Bigglass takes the field as a Seer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Great EyeOne eye. Sees through walls. And hedges. Foresight (60)Predicts their next move. Wrongly. Rider…
This is Esmeralda Scythebrim. Her brim shades the Krumplethorn flowerbed. Only that one. Esmeralda Scythebrim takes the field as a Scythe Hat, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sly Wide BrimHer brim shades half the lawn. Hedge Line Brim Shade (40)Shades their plants to…