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  • Estelle Steepleguard to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Estelle Steepleguard

    Estelle Steepleguard

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    Her steeple is tall. Her sermon on hedges is longer. Estelle Steepleguard takes the field as a Steeple Guard, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Steeple SermonPreaches loudly. Then preaches again. Steeple Plunge (60)Drops a steeple on the plaintiff. Pew Slam (50)Slams a church pew…

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    Eugenia Fanwhistle

    Eugenia Fanwhistle

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    Her fan opens to the left. The hedge has never once been on her left. Eugenia Fanwhistle takes the field as a Fan Dowager, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gilded DraftFans out and the whole family follows. Fan Whack (40)Whacks the plaintiff with…

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    Eugenia Portico

    Eugenia Portico

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    She greets everyone at the door. Nobody gets past it. Eugenia Portico takes the field as a Portico Madam, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Grand EntranceShe arrives first. Her bill arrives earlier. Arch Bash (40)Bashes the gate with a stone arch. Doorstep Slap (50)Slams…

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    Eugenia Teatrolley

    Eugenia Teatrolley

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    The trolley arrives before anyone has seen her order it. Eugenia Teatrolley takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Trolley DashRolls her tea trolley into any gathering. Trolley Bump (40)Bumps them with a clanking trolley. Tea Time Stall (30)Stops…

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    Eulalia Barrelhouse

    Eulalia Barrelhouse

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    Her barrel is a monitor. Her monitor is a barrel. Her argument is both. Eulalia Barrelhouse takes the field as a Barrel Captain, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 032/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Barrel of LaughsLaughs from the barrel. Nobody joins. Barrel Roll Over (50)Rolls a barrel over…

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    Eulalia Pedalplan

    Eulalia Pedalplan

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    She sits on a stool. She rides a bicycle. She is a very strange engineer. Eulalia Pedalplan takes the field as a Cycle Drafter, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pedal PlanningPlans the route before leaving the porch. Pedal Plan Charge (50)Pedals through the…

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    Eulalia Visagefell

    Eulalia Visagefell

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    Her face is stone and her patience is limestone. Do not push. Eulalia Visagefell takes the field as a Visage Watcher, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 043/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stone Face StareNever blinks. Never forgives. Never moves. Stone Gaze (30)Gazes until the plaintiff flinches. Tower Shove (40)Shoves…

  • Euphemia Broadcastle to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Euphemia Broadcastle

    Euphemia Broadcastle

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    This is Euphemia Broadcastle. She broadcasts the estate news. All of it is about the Krumplethorns. Euphemia Broadcastle takes the field as a Lady, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 034/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Framed PortraitLives in her own portrait. Receives callers. Satellite Gossip (80)Broadcasts their…

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    Euphemia Frownbridge

    Euphemia Frownbridge

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    Her frown is a standard tool. The Krumplethorns carry umbrellas. Euphemia Frownbridge takes the field as a Frown Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 034/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Frown DoctrineFrowns the plan into reality. Frown Crush (30)Crushes the plaintiff with a heavy frown. Pencil Snap (40)Snaps a…

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    Euphrasia Pouthill

    Euphrasia Pouthill

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    This is Euphrasia Pouthill. She’s been sulking at the Krumplethorns since 1987. It’s going well. Euphrasia Pouthill takes the field as a Matriarch, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Smoke CloudLeaves in a cloud. Arrives in one too. Huff (40)Huffs until the cloud…

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    Eustace Barrowwheel

    Eustace Barrowwheel

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    This is Eustace Barrowwheel. He sits on his barrow by the gate. The Krumplethorns can’t get through. Eustace Barrowwheel takes the field as a Wheel Seat, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sit DownSits on the barrow and won’t move. Sit Block (40)Sits in…

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    Eustacia Doubleglass

    Eustacia Doubleglass

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    She looks twice, plans twice and complains thrice. Eustacia Doubleglass takes the field as a Glass Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Double Take TwiceTakes two looks. Then two more. Plate Glass Slam (50)Slams the plaintiff against a glass plan. Pencil Pick (40)Picks…

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    Eustacia Galleonshaw

    Eustacia Galleonshaw

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    Her galleon is tiny. Her glare is also tiny. Her grievance is full size. Eustacia Galleonshaw takes the field as a Galleon Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Galleon GlareGlares like a galleon at low tide. Galleon Ram (40)Rams the plaintiff with a…

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    Evadne Twinpane

    Evadne Twinpane

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    One face reports to the Schittsnauds. The other reports on them. Evadne Twinpane takes the field as a Twin Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two Faced ReportFiles two reports. They disagree. Pane Tower Tip (40)Tilts a glass tower onto the plaintiff. Mirror Cheek…

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    Evander Cymbalcrown

    Evander Cymbalcrown

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    This is Evander Cymbalcrown. He conducts the estate orchestra. Krumplethorns get the triangle. Evander Cymbalcrown takes the field as a Maestro, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cymbal CrownWears a cymbal. Crashes it for emphasis. Crash (50)Crashes the crown cymbal at their door….

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    Evander Gongmoor

    Evander Gongmoor

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    Every disc on his back is a decree. All are loud. Evander Gongmoor takes the field as a Rotunda Chief, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Roundtable RuleHis table is round. So is every argument. Speaker Boom (40)Booms a bass line through the hedge. Disc…

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