Her steeple is tall. Her sermon on hedges is longer. Estelle Steepleguard takes the field as a Steeple Guard, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Steeple SermonPreaches loudly. Then preaches again. Steeple Plunge (60)Drops a steeple on the plaintiff. Pew Slam (50)Slams a church pew…
Her fan opens to the left. The hedge has never once been on her left. Eugenia Fanwhistle takes the field as a Fan Dowager, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gilded DraftFans out and the whole family follows. Fan Whack (40)Whacks the plaintiff with…
She greets everyone at the door. Nobody gets past it. Eugenia Portico takes the field as a Portico Madam, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Grand EntranceShe arrives first. Her bill arrives earlier. Arch Bash (40)Bashes the gate with a stone arch. Doorstep Slap (50)Slams…
The trolley arrives before anyone has seen her order it. Eugenia Teatrolley takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Trolley DashRolls her tea trolley into any gathering. Trolley Bump (40)Bumps them with a clanking trolley. Tea Time Stall (30)Stops…
Her barrel is a monitor. Her monitor is a barrel. Her argument is both. Eulalia Barrelhouse takes the field as a Barrel Captain, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 032/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Barrel of LaughsLaughs from the barrel. Nobody joins. Barrel Roll Over (50)Rolls a barrel over…
She sits on a stool. She rides a bicycle. She is a very strange engineer. Eulalia Pedalplan takes the field as a Cycle Drafter, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pedal PlanningPlans the route before leaving the porch. Pedal Plan Charge (50)Pedals through the…
Her face is stone and her patience is limestone. Do not push. Eulalia Visagefell takes the field as a Visage Watcher, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 043/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stone Face StareNever blinks. Never forgives. Never moves. Stone Gaze (30)Gazes until the plaintiff flinches. Tower Shove (40)Shoves…
This is Euphemia Broadcastle. She broadcasts the estate news. All of it is about the Krumplethorns. Euphemia Broadcastle takes the field as a Lady, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 034/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Framed PortraitLives in her own portrait. Receives callers. Satellite Gossip (80)Broadcasts their…
Her frown is a standard tool. The Krumplethorns carry umbrellas. Euphemia Frownbridge takes the field as a Frown Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 034/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Frown DoctrineFrowns the plan into reality. Frown Crush (30)Crushes the plaintiff with a heavy frown. Pencil Snap (40)Snaps a…
This is Euphrasia Pouthill. She’s been sulking at the Krumplethorns since 1987. It’s going well. Euphrasia Pouthill takes the field as a Matriarch, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Smoke CloudLeaves in a cloud. Arrives in one too. Huff (40)Huffs until the cloud…
This is Eustace Barrowwheel. He sits on his barrow by the gate. The Krumplethorns can’t get through. Eustace Barrowwheel takes the field as a Wheel Seat, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sit DownSits on the barrow and won’t move. Sit Block (40)Sits in…
She looks twice, plans twice and complains thrice. Eustacia Doubleglass takes the field as a Glass Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Double Take TwiceTakes two looks. Then two more. Plate Glass Slam (50)Slams the plaintiff against a glass plan. Pencil Pick (40)Picks…
Her galleon is tiny. Her glare is also tiny. Her grievance is full size. Eustacia Galleonshaw takes the field as a Galleon Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Galleon GlareGlares like a galleon at low tide. Galleon Ram (40)Rams the plaintiff with a…
One face reports to the Schittsnauds. The other reports on them. Evadne Twinpane takes the field as a Twin Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two Faced ReportFiles two reports. They disagree. Pane Tower Tip (40)Tilts a glass tower onto the plaintiff. Mirror Cheek…
This is Evander Cymbalcrown. He conducts the estate orchestra. Krumplethorns get the triangle. Evander Cymbalcrown takes the field as a Maestro, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cymbal CrownWears a cymbal. Crashes it for emphasis. Crash (50)Crashes the crown cymbal at their door….
Every disc on his back is a decree. All are loud. Evander Gongmoor takes the field as a Rotunda Chief, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Roundtable RuleHis table is round. So is every argument. Speaker Boom (40)Booms a bass line through the hedge. Disc…