His crest has a feather, a dial and a very strong opinion about gardeners. Gaspard Windcrest takes the field as a Crest Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wind in the CrestWind goes in. Plans come out. Crest Smash (40)Smashes the plaintiff with…
This is Gemellus Twinbroom. Two heads, two brooms, one hedge. Neither head likes the Krumplethorns. Gemellus Twinbroom takes the field as a Twin Heads, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Two KeepersTwo heads keep twice the lawn. Double Sweep (90)Both heads sweep at…
This is Gemmina Bikebroom. Her twin face watches behind her. Krumplethorns can’t sneak a leaf over. Gemmina Bikebroom takes the field as a Twin Face, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Petty Mirror ImageA twin face watches behind. Twin Watch (60)Watches both sides at…
She counters every attack with a longer, sterner lecture. Genevieve Counterscarp takes the field as a Counterscarp Aide, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Counter AttackCounters every attack with a lecture. Scarp Slide (40)Slides the plaintiff down the scarp. Lecture Slam (50)Slams the plaintiff…
Her pot has a three-foot spout. She has never missed the cup. Genevieve Longspout takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 043/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long SpoutPours tea three feet away from the cup. Spout Poke (30)Pokes them with a very long spout….
Her desk is a pipe organ. Her plans are loud, brass and alarmingly long. Genevieve Pipeorgan takes the field as an Organ Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Organ GrindGrinds the plaintiff in a pipe organ. Pipe Organ Roar (50)Blasts the plaintiff through…
She has sat on every board in the county, and been asked to leave one. Genevieve Seatworth takes the field as a Seat Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Velvet SeatNever gets up unless there’s a better seat. Seat Whack (40)Whacks the plaintiff…
One lit window. One quiet guest. A great many deeds. Genevieve Solitude takes the field as a Lamp Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Lonely TowerShe lights one window and lets the rest sulk. Window Light Beam (90)Burns a beam through the plaintiff’s…
Her turbine is decorative. Her disapproval is working at full rated power. Genevieve Turbineglass takes the field as a Turbine Seer, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 041/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Turbine SulkSpins up slowly and sulks at speed. Turbine Blast (40)Blasts the plaintiff with turbine air. Glass Dome…
Three planners, three birds and one very large aviary of grudges. Genoveva Birdbrook takes the field as an Aviary Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Aviary ArgumentArgues with the aviary. The aviary agrees. Beak Barrage (90)Barrages the plaintiff with beaks. Flock Flurry…
She hides in cloud and attacks through it. The Krumplethorns have umbrellas. Genoveva Cloudbank takes the field as a Cloud Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cloud CoverCovers the plaintiff with a cloud. Cloud Smother (50)Smothers the plaintiff in thick cloud. Frame Shove…
Her wheel is the size of a gazebo. Her grudge is a bigger gazebo. Genoveva Wheelgrave takes the field as a Wheel Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 088/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wheelhouse RulesThe wheelhouse is hers. Rules are hers. Rim Slam (50)Slams a rim into the plaintiff….
Her fan is half a ballroom. She uses it as a lectern. Georgiana Fanmoor takes the field as a Fan Heiress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cool ReceptionShe stays cool because everyone else sweats. Fan Whirl (40)Spins a rib fan at head height. Gust…
Her hat has been in three weddings and one funeral. Georgiana Hatherley takes the field as a Hat Dowager, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 015/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lofty BrimHer hat outranks every guest at the table. Hat Tip Tax (30)Tips her hat and the plaintiff owes…
Her keys jingle at every threat. They jingle a great deal these days. Georgiana Keychime takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Jingle AlarmHer keys jingle whenever a Krumplethorn is near. Key Ring Swat (40)Swats them with a heavy…
She keeps one wheel on the estate and one eye on the neighbours. Georgiana Spokewhirr takes the field as a Wheel Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Rolling SurveillanceWatches the lawn from a moving point. Spoke Whirr (50)Whirrs spokes into the plaintiff’s hat. Hub…