She hasn’t stopped ticking. Nobody has asked her to. Henrietta Cogsworth takes the field as a Gear Patron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: MainspringShe wound herself up once in 1962. Great Wheel Spin (40)Spins the great wheel into their shins. Spring Snap Back (60)Snaps…
This is Henrietta Fanwick. She hears every Krumplethorn complaint. She keeps them in a scrapbook. Henrietta Fanwick takes the field as a Duchess, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 004/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Grand EarHears every insult in three counties. Fan Breeze (40)Fans their gossip right back…
Two wheels, one cathedral and zero patience for hedge law. Henrietta Gothicwheel takes the field as a Gothic Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 045/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Cathedral CyclingRides the aisle of a very tall cathedral. Nave Ram (70)Rams the plaintiff through the nave. Spire Spin (60)Spins…
Every munition she issues is labelled Hedge Related. None of them are. Henrietta Munitionwood takes the field as a Munition Matron, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Munition MissionHands out munitions. Takes credit. Munition Drop (50)Drops a small munition on the plaintiff. Crate Crush…
Her wheels are all saucers. She has not lost one yet. Henrietta Saucerwheel takes the field as a Cupbearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Saucer WheelRolls on saucer wheels at remarkable speed. Saucer Roll (40)Rolls a spinning saucer into their ankles. Teapot Whistle (40)Whistles…
Her banner spells something. Nobody has yet been able to read it. Henrietta Sisterhood takes the field as a Banner Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Banner HeadlineHangs a banner over every dispute. Banner Wallop Down (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a heavy banner….
Her hat spirals two and a half times. Her opinions spiral three. Henrietta Swirlbourne takes the field as a Swirl Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral HatHer hat spirals until the family agrees. Coil Strike (40)Swirls a hat into the plaintiff’s file….
She holds up the ceiling. The ceiling resents her. Henriette Corbelmoor takes the field as a Corbel Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: OverlapShe supports whatever stands on someone else. Corbel Crush (50)Crushes a toe under a stone corbel. Horn Hat Honk (50)Honks a…
He swung his name over the hedge. It was a heavy name. Henrik Counterspire takes the field as a Counterweight Don, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lift OffHe stays up by sending everyone else down. Counterweight Drop (40)Drops a counterweight on the plaintiff. Wing…
This is Hepzibah Bubblehat. Her bubble hat keeps her dry. Krumplethorns get soaked. Hepzibah Bubblehat takes the field as a Bubble Hat, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 043/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: ShelterKeeps dry under the bubble. Bubble Shelter (40)Ducks under the bubble hat. Broom Bash (30)Bashes with…
Her hat is a cliff. Her cousins are all standing at the edge. Hermione Pointercliff takes the field as a Point Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 070/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cliff HatHer hat is a cliff, and everyone falls off. Cliff Drop (40)Drops a hat cliff…
Everything arrives on her hat. Including most of the Krumplethorns’ bills. Hermione Tophat takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Top Hat TrayServes a tray right from the brim of her hat. Hat Fling (40)Flings the top hat at their…
This is Hesketh Goggleswell. He wears goggles to sweep. The Krumplethorns don’t. That’s the point. Hesketh Goggleswell takes the field as a Goggle Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dust GogglesNever gets dust in his eyes. Dust Kick (40)Kicks dust in their eyes….
His moustache is the longest piece of plan in the house. Hieronymus Handlebar takes the field as a Handlebar Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Handlebar HooliganHooligan of the handlebar, in a very good coat. Handlebar Lash (30)Lashes the plaintiff with a moustache….
His spire has seven balconies. He has sulked on every one. Hieronymus Spireward takes the field as a Spire Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spire SulkSulks from a very tall spire. Spire Fall (30)Drops a golden spire on the plaintiff. Cloud Veil…
His hair is six floors tall. All of them are rented. Hieronymus Whorlstone takes the field as a Hair Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Long Hair LawHis hair is the rule. His hair is the loophole. Hair Spiral Whip (70)Whips a strand like…