He bantered from the battlement for years. The hedge heard every word. Humphrey Battlementle takes the field as a Battlement Lord, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Battlement BanterBanters from the battlement. Battlement Spill (50)Spills a battlement onto the plaintiff. Rampart Rush (60)Rushes the…
He delivers messages with his beak. They arrive fastest and loudest. Humphrey Beakwood takes the field as a Page, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Beak DeliveryDelivers any message at the speed of a beak. Beak Jab (60)Jabs a copper beak into their message. Brim…
This is Humphrey Bigbrow. His head grew every year the feud went on. It’s quite large now. Humphrey Bigbrow takes the field as a Laird, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Big HeadHead too big for any hat. Wears none. Trike Parade (30)Trikes…
He salutes every crest on the wall. A few were Krumplethorn ones by mistake. Humphrey Crestwick takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 093/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crest SaluteSalutes the Schittsnaud crest with every step. Crest Slam (40)Slams the crest down on their ledger….
His monitor has a fin. Nobody has asked why. Nobody will. Humphrey Finscreen takes the field as a Fin Monitor, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dorsal DisplayShows the lawn from a fin’s angle. Fin Slash (30)Slashes the plaintiff with a copper fin. Screen Shine…
He drew a grid over the Krumplethorns. Now they’re numbers. Humphrey Gridholt takes the field as a Grid Surveyor, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Square DealAll his deals are squares. Nobody gets a corner. Grid Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff onto a grid square. Needle…
His wheel is larger than the family reputation. It is barely larger. Humphrey Highsaddle takes the field as a Big Wheel Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tall SaddleRides above every other relation on the lawn. Spoke Spear (50)Flings a spoke like a…
He drafts on a bicycle. He has never completed a draft, or a circuit. Humphrey Tricycleton takes the field as a Cycle Draftsman, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Pedal DraftDrafts while pedalling. Reviews while falling. Pedal Plunge (70)Drives a pedal into the plaintiff….
Her crest has fourteen quarters. She disowns eleven of them. Hyacinth Crestmoor takes the field as a Crest Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 051/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wide CrestHer crest is the widest in the county. Crest Fling (40)Flings the family crest at the plaintiff. Hubcap…
This is Hyacinth Fernrock. Her rock garden is famous. Half of it was the Krumplethorn wall. Hyacinth Fernrock takes the field as a Botanist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Rock GardenCollects rare stones. Mostly from next door. Fan Sweep (30)Fans the dust…
She has the master key to forty-one doors. She keeps the forty-second. Hyacinth Lockwood takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Skeleton KeyOpens the pantry and the strongest argument. Key Slash (40)Slashes with the long key at her side….
This is Hyperion Tallhelm. He’s the tallest Schittsnaud ally. Mostly helmet. Hyperion Tallhelm takes the field as a Scion, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 108/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tall HelmThe helmet adds a foot. He needs it. Long Shadow (40)Casts a long shadow over their garden….
He has been campaigning against one hedge since before the hedge. Ignatius Campaignhill takes the field as a Campaign Chief, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Long CampaignAlways thirty years into a short campaign. Campaign Crush (50)Crushes the plaintiff with a campaign map. Hill…
He keeps a small cottage on his hat. It is rented to a cousin. Ignatius Cottagewell takes the field as a House Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hat HouseLives in his hat and sublets the rest. Hat Roof Slam (40)Slams a tiny…
His eye is on the hedge. The hedge is on the news. Ignatius Eyebolt takes the field as a Watcher Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: All-Seeing EyeThe eye in his hat files a report on everyone. Eye Poke (70)Pokes the plaintiff with a…
His goggles are brass. His convictions are brasser. Ignatius Goggleford takes the field as a Goggle Chief, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Goggle GospelPreaches vision through the goggles. Goggle Bash (60)Bashes the plaintiff with a goggle. Face Slam (70)Slams his face into the plaintiff’s….