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Her monocle ticks. The hedge is afraid it is counting down. Josephine Cogwhistle takes the field as a Clock Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 041/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Clockwork EyeHer monocle never stops ticking. Cog Strike (70)Strikes with a monocle full of whirring cogs. Brass Lens…
Her portrait frame is her house. The house is full of the Krumplethorns. Josephine Framewalker takes the field as a Frame Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 055/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Frame UpFrames the plaintiff for the wrongdoing. Frame Flatten (40)Slams a heavy frame onto the plaintiff. Peek…
Her palisade is pretty. Her opinions of hedges are not. Josephine Palisader takes the field as a Palisade Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fenced InFences the plaintiff in with polite spikes. Palisade Poke (30)Pokes the plaintiff through a palisade. Ball Crash (40)Crashes…
Her hair is a flag and her pen is a spear. Her flag is a warning. Josephine Silverwisp takes the field as a Wisp Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 052/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wisp of SpiteA wisp of spite is a lot of spite. Wisp Whip…
She keeps the tea warm with a cosy. The hedge-clippers are also kept in one. Josephine Teacosy takes the field as a Housemaid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 056/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cosy CoverKeeps every pot warm and every grudge too. Cosy Smother (30)Smothers them under a heavy…
This is Josephine Wingrove. She collects butterflies. She pinned one from the Krumplethorn garden. Josephine Wingrove takes the field as a Collector, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Butterfly NetCollects rare things. Pins them. Pin Board (40)Pins a Krumplethorn complaint to the wall….
His soup arrives hot and heads straight to the Krumplethorns. Josiah Tureenhold takes the field as a Tray Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tureen CarryCarries a tureen and every soup within it. Soup Splash (40)Splashes a full soup bowl at their trousers. Wheel…
Her hub is the centre of the estate, in her own personal opinion. Juliana Hubcapstone takes the field as a Hub Duchess, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 092/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hub HubrisHubris spins faster than her hub. Hub Smash Down (50)Smashes the plaintiff with a heavy…
He sees an arch and sees an enemy. He is almost always correct. Lancelot Archwind takes the field as an Arch Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Arch EnemyTreats every arch as an enemy. Arch Smash (40)Smashes the plaintiff with a wind arch….
He rides a motorbike with a seat. The seat is the real engine. Lancelot Hogbridge takes the field as a Moto Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Throttle RankRevs through the hedge, then sends an invoice. Throttle Slam (40)Slams the throttle and the…
This is Lancelot Pikewell. He knighted himself in 1981. He’s challenged every Krumplethorn to a joust. Lancelot Pikewell takes the field as a Knight, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Visor DownVisor shut. Mind shut. Joust (50)Rides at the hedge with the long…
His saddle is hand-stitched. His reputation is hand-polished. Lancelot Saddlebrook takes the field as a Saddle Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine SaddleRides above all problems on a leather saddle. Leather Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff with a leather saddle. Pedal Crush (30)Crushes…
His hat has a chimney, a wheel and a long complaint. Lancelot Vanquarter takes the field as a Wagon Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wheel ParadeHis hat parade passes the hedge gate daily. Wheel Parade Pass (70)Rolls a parade of wheels over the…
This is Lavender Crackwell. She’s cracked but priceless. The Krumplethorns got her appraised. Lavender Crackwell takes the field as a Grandmama, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 035/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cracked PorcelainFine china. Slightly chipped. Still pricey. Penny Farthing (40)Rides the high wheel over their gate….
She dusted the whole manor before breakfast. She starts again at noon. Lavender Gimbalworth takes the field as a Housemaid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tidy SweepDusts every track the Krumplethorns left. Duster Flick (40)Flicks a feather duster in their eyes. Bell Pull (50)Rings…
Her orb holds a city and her face holds an expression. Both are frozen. Lavender Orbwarden takes the field as an Orb Warden, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 103/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Orb OrderOrders the orb to behave. Great Orb Bash (30)Smashes the plaintiff with a great…
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