His key is so long that it opens two doors at once. Unfortunately one is his. Ignatius Longkey takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long KeyCarries a key so long it opens the next county. Key Thrust (40)Thrusts…
He has an air filter on his face. His family says it is the family crest. Ignatius Maskwright takes the field as a Mask Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Respirator RankHe breathes only the family’s own air. Respirator Roar (70)Roars through a…
His opinions are perfectly plumb. The Krumplethorns lean slightly. Ignatius Plumbgarth takes the field as a Plumb Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: True Vertical OpinionEvery opinion hangs perfectly straight. Plumb Bob Plunge (60)Drops a plumb bob on the plaintiff’s foot. Level Smack…
His brow is a pylon. His mood is always at least five hundred volts. Ignatius Pylonbrow takes the field as a Pylon Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Overhead LinesWatches from above. Judges from higher. Pylon Poke (40)Pokes the plaintiff with a pylon. Wire…
Not one cup has chipped in her service. She keeps a ledger. Ignatius Saucerwhistle takes the field as a Cupbearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 006/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Steady SaucerHer saucer never rattles, even at full speed. Saucer Skim (40)Skims a saucer past their ear. Cup Clatter…
This is Ignatius Screenbubble. He watches the hedge on a screen. He has it on every channel. Ignatius Screenbubble takes the field as a Screen Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 070/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: MonitorMonitors the hedge on screen. Screen Watch (50)Watches the hedge on screen….
This is Ignatius Weedpuller. He weeds the hedge border. Some of those were Krumplethorn tulips. Ignatius Weedpuller takes the field as a Weeder, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Root OutPulls every weed. And a few flowers. Root Pull (50)Pulls them out by the…
His motorcycle has spokes of gold. Its engine has opinions. Ignatz Motorcycleby takes the field as a Moto Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 091/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Motor MouthTalks the entire way through the charge. Spoked Moto Rush (60)Charges the plaintiff on a spoked bike. Sand…
This is Imelda Dustcloak. Her cloak sweeps the path as she walks. Mostly onto Krumplethorns. Imelda Dustcloak takes the field as a Dust Cloak, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cloak SweepSweeps with her cloak hem. Cloak Swish (40)Swishes dust at them. Shear Close…
Her profile is a coin. The coin is not legal tender. Imogen Discmoor takes the field as a Disc Mistress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 088/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brass RubbingShe rubs her disc once a day for good luck. Disc Spin Clash (40)Spins the brass disc at…
Her nose is her main instrument. It has detected the hedge since last March. Imogen Longnosewick takes the field as a Nose Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Nose for TroubleSmells Krumplethorn plans two miles off. Hooked Nose Prod (50)Pokes the plaintiff with…
This is Iolanthe Bigeye. She sees everything that happens next door. She tells everyone else. Iolanthe Bigeye takes the field as a Gossip, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 057/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: All EyesOne goggle eye sees through every curtain. Peep (50)Peeps through their curtains. Takes…
Her lake is calm. The Schittsnauds say so. The Krumplethorns have doubts. Isabeau Lakespire takes the field as a Lake Spire Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Still WatersStill waters hide a very deep grudge. Lake Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with lake water. Crystal…
Her helmet is a cage. The lawn is the only thing she has locked in. Isadora Cagecrown takes the field as a Cage Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 015/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Gilded Cage MatchWears a cage. Keeps nothing in it. Cage Charge (70)Charges at the plaintiff…
She has a castle on her head. It has no wine cellar yet. She is working on it. Isadora Castellane takes the field as a Castle Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Keep HatHer hat is a castle and the hedge is the…
She’s walked three miles with a cup on her head. It never rattled. Isadora Cupcrest takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cup CrestBalances a teacup upon her tall hat. Cup Drop (30)Drops the teacup from the top of…