Her pipe is lit, her lip is stiff, her will is long. Lavender Pipehurst takes the field as a Pipe Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pipe DreamShe smokes while the family dreams. Pipe Ash Strike (50)Strikes the plaintiff with a flaming pipe….
Her hall has no ceiling. Her grudges, naturally, do. Lavender Slatehall takes the field as a Hall Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hall MonitorMonitors the hall. Reports everything. Hall Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff down a long hall. Monitor Drop (50)Drops an old monitor…
Her head is a banana. Her goggles are a warning. Her hat is a stripe. Lavinia Bananahead takes the field as a Banana Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Going BananasGoes bananas under pressure. Banana Smack (40)Smacks the plaintiff with a golden banana….
Her clock says it’s late. Her motorbike says it’s later. Lavinia Dialgarde takes the field as a Time Mistress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Clockwork WingsHer wings keep time and keep their distance. Pendulum Sweep (90)Sweeps every Krumplethorn off the porch. Moto Mirage…
Her gunboat has wheels. She says the sea will come around. Lavinia Gunboatwick takes the field as a Gunboat Captain, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 024/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Sandbar PrideRuns aground on pride. Gunboat Bump (40)Bumps the plaintiff with a gunboat. Wake Slap (50)Slaps the plaintiff…
This is Lavinia Moonbubble. She sweeps by moonlight. In the morning the leaves are next door. Lavinia Moonbubble takes the field as a Moon Hat, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 091/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: MoonlightWorks by moonlight. Moon Sweep (40)Sweeps by moonlight. Unseen. Hose Coil Trip (30)Trips…
Her wheels are swirls and her sense of direction is just as helpful. Lavinia Swirlpane takes the field as a Swirl Observer, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 035/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spiral OutSpirals the conversation out of control. Swirl Pull (60)Pulls the plaintiff into a copper swirl. Pane…
She has a very small hat and a very large trust fund. Lavinia Whisperfield takes the field as a Hat Heiress, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 021/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Silent DividendEvery whisper in the parlor has a price. Whisper Wind (30)Whispers a rumor and the plaintiff…
His dome is a bubble. His loyalty is a bubble. His logic is a bubble. Lazarus Bubblebend takes the field as a Bubble Bender, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bend the RulesBends every rule. Breaks none, on paper. Bubble Press (40)Presses the plaintiff in…
His motorcade is one motorcycle. Its flags flutter loudly for six. Lazarus Motorcadine takes the field as a Moto Chief, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Motorcade MajestyArrives with a motorcade of one. Motorcade Surge (90)Surges at the plaintiff at full speed. Exhaust…
Three small bald planners and one very large map of someone else’s lawn. Lazarus Triplets takes the field as a Triple Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Three Little PlannersThree tiny planners. Three huge plans. Triple Glare (90)Glares at the plaintiff three…
His shell is curved. So is his version of the boundary map. Leander Curveshell takes the field as a Shell Curator, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Curve Ball PolicyThrows a curve ball every time. Shell Throw (30)Throws a curved shell at the plaintiff. Spike…
He always travels in a frame. Nobody has seen what is inside. Leander Framehurst takes the field as a Frame Surveyor, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Picture PerfectHis life is a frame. He refused every portrait. Frame Smash (30)Smashes a heavy frame over the…
This is Leander Lowcycle. He’s half gold, half porcelain. The Krumplethorns ask which half talks. Leander Lowcycle takes the field as a Dandy, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Split FaceHalf gold. Half porcelain. All vanity. Long Cycle (40)Rides the low bicycle across…
She keeps an umbrella over every tea tray. The rain still finds a way. Leocadia Brollywhirl takes the field as a Housemaid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Umbrella SpinSpins a very large umbrella over the tea. Brolly Whirl (40)Whirls the brolly at their heads….
Her skiff has one wheel and an entire boundary dispute. Leocadia Skiffmarch takes the field as a Skiff Scout, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Skiff SneakSlips under the plaintiff’s notice. Skiff Dash (60)Dashes a small skiff through the plaintiff. Mirror March (50)Marches across…