This is Leocadia Twinsprout. There are two of her. Both sweep toward the Krumplethorns. Leocadia Twinsprout takes the field as a Twin Keeper, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Second GardenerA second gardener works behind. Double Rake (50)Both rake at once. Steam Cough (40)Coughs…
Her wings are so large that her cousins eat in the garden. Leocadia Wingstead takes the field as a Wing Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Winged SplendorHer hat is larger than the table at dinner. Wing Unfurl (40)Spreads the wings across the…
This is Leonard Pruneleaf. He prunes any Krumplethorn branch that leans over. And some that don’t. Leonard Pruneleaf takes the field as a Pruner, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Prune BackPrunes back anything that leans over. Prune Snip (40)Snips branches off their side….
His body is a spinning top, his hair is a cloud and his plan is a spiral. Leonardo Spinningtop takes the field as a Top Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 088/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spinning Top LogicSpins in circles. Says it is planning. Top Spin Smash…
This is Leonora Earshot. She hears every Krumplethorn plan before they’ve finished making it. Leonora Earshot takes the field as a Doyenne, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 091/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: EarshotAlways within earshot. Always. Overhear (40)Overhears their plans through the hedge. Nose Tap (50)Taps the…
Her goggles see through any fog. Even the one in the Krumplethorns’ heads. Leontine Goggleby takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Goggle GazeSees through the fog with brass goggles. Goggle Glint (40)Glints the goggles into their eyes. Lantern…
He guards the door in a hat. The hat guards him. Leopold Bowlerby takes the field as a Doorman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 032/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bowler GuardHis bowler stops any blow from above. Hat Pitch (40)Pitches the bowler like a discus. Latch Swing (50)Swings a…
He took the hat. The guest is still looking for the door. Leopold Cravenhat takes the field as a Valet, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hat ValetTakes the hat before the guest has gone far. Collar Pinch (40)Tightens their cravat until it squeaks. Dismissal…
He patrols from so far away that the hedge looks quite hopeful. Leopold Farwheel takes the field as a Distant Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 014/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Far Off MenaceAppears tiny. Is not tiny. Distant Rev (60)Revs a motorbike from far, far away. Long Lens…
His steeple has been politely insulting the sky for decades. Leopold Finialworth takes the field as a Spire Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Pointed RemarkEvery insult comes with a lightning rod. Needle Thrust (70)Pokes the plaintiff with a pocket steeple. Bell Jar Slam…
He has been vanishing at the point of argument since the hedge was planted. Leopold Perspectus takes the field as a Vanishing Aide, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Vanishing PointVanishes at the point of every argument. Point Stab (40)Stabs the plaintiff at the…
His supply chain is endless, and every link has a grievance. Leopold Quartermain takes the field as a Quartermaster, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 035/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Supply Chain SulkSulks if supplies are missing. Quarter Slam (50)Slams the plaintiff against a stack. Ration Fling (60)Flings stale…
This is Leopold Wheelapron. He patrols the hedge on his bike. He measures it every lap. Leopold Wheelapron takes the field as a Wheel Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bike PatrolPatrols the hedge on his bike. Patrol Pass (50)Rides past and checks…
His wings span the whole property. His charity does not. Leopold Wingfield takes the field as a Wing Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Open WingsHis hat spreads wider than his manners. Wing Flare Slap (40)Flares the hat wings at the nearest pawn….
Her crown is a TV. Her bike is a wheel. Her opinions are quite another. Leopoldine Crowncycle takes the field as a Crown Cyclist, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 103/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Crowned in SpokesWears spokes as a crown. Crown Cycle Dash (60)Dashes through the plaintiff on…
Her portrait hangs in every hall. She has asked for more halls. Leopoldine Gilthollow takes the field as a Frame Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 102/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Gold FrameHangs every argument in her own gold frame. Frame Crush (70)Crushes the plaintiff in a gold…