Two faces, two verdicts, one very smug hat. Magdalena Doublevault takes the field as a Vault Baroness, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mirror WallShe tells you both versions, and has both. Vault Echo Blast (40)Blasts an echo through a long vault. Fan Duo Clap…
Her face is on the front of every campaign poster. She had them printed. Magdalena Frontispiece takes the field as a Front Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Front Page FuryFurious on the front page. Front Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff with a heavy…
He has a yacht on his hat. The hedge has asked him to dock elsewhere. Magellan Shipwright takes the field as a Yacht Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 089/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Old FleetHis fleet has sailed since before the hedge. Anchor Drop Deed (100)Drops…
This is Magnus Tinydome. The little one is the boss. The big one does the sweeping. Magnus Tinydome takes the field as a Small Boss, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Little BossThe little one gives the orders. Order Given (60)The small one orders…
Her commands echo down a long, shiny corridor. Nobody answers. Marcella Echoesby takes the field as an Echo Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 096/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Echo CommandHer command echoes. So does the grudge. Echo Blast (50)Blasts the plaintiff with a loud echo. Wing Fan…
Her hat is a funnel. Her nib is a spear. Her patience is neither. Marcella Nibwright takes the field as a Nib Draftsman, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 032/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Nib NipNips the plaintiff with a very fine nib. Nib Jab (40)Jabs the plaintiff with…
Her screen is wide, her profile is sharp and her patience is a thin slab. Marcella Slabscreen takes the field as a Slab Operator, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wide Screen MoodHer moods come in widescreen. Slab Screen Smash (40)Slams the plaintiff with a…
Her stair goes nowhere. She likes it that way. Marcella Stairmere takes the field as a Stair Heiress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Upward MobilityShe climbs by pulling the stair up behind her. Step Stomp (40)Stomps down a flight of stone steps. Fan Blade…
This is Marcellus Nosewell. He negotiates the hedge treaty every year. It always favours his side. Marcellus Nosewell takes the field as an Ambassador, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Diplomatic NoseSticks the nose into every border dispute. Envoy (40)Sends a note through…
Two planners share a mass of black hair and a spectacular dislike of hedges. Marcus Twinhairs takes the field as a Twin Hair Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 072/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hair TodayHair today, plan tomorrow. Twin Hair Whip (30)Whips the plaintiff with twin quiffs….
Her dispatches always arrive, mostly marked urgent and mostly about hedges. Marguerite Dispatchmere takes the field as a Dispatch Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 006/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Urgent GossipDelivers every rumour before it happens. Dispatch Dash (60)Dashes through with sealed orders. Cart Collision (70)Crashes a…
Her studio is on wheels. The grudge, naturally, travels with it. Marguerite Drawingdesk takes the field as a Wheeled Drafter, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 006/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Mobile StudioBrings the drawing office to the dispute. Desk Ram (50)Rams the plaintiff with a wheeled desk. Brass…
She smokes a matchstick. Her lips are the only thing on fire. Marguerite Lipstone takes the field as a Lips Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 101/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Gilded LipsEvery word she says arrives in gold. Lip Whip (70)Whips the plaintiff with a very sharp…
Her fan has forty-one spokes. Each one is a small inheritance. Marguerite Plumewood takes the field as a Fan Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 043/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wire FanHer spokes fan out into three more estates. Fan Spoke (40)Fans a wheel full of spokes at…
Her forehead is a gatepost. The gate stays closed on principle. Marguerite Pylonne takes the field as a Pylon Heiress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gate DutyEvery fence she meets becomes her business. Pylon Press (40)Presses the hedge flat with a pylon. Grill Whirl…
She scans the horizon on the hour. The horizon files no complaint. Marguerite Scanlow takes the field as a Scan Marshal, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Sweep ScheduleScans every lawn hourly. Every lawn. Wire Net Fling (50)Casts a wire net over the plaintiff. Screen…