Her pavilion is a double. She is also double. The feud is triple. Marianne Pavilionby takes the field as a Pavilion Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pavilion PreeningPreens in front of the pavilion. Pavilion Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff with a pavilion dome….
Her eyes are two giant screens. She misses the hedge on principle. Marigold Cyclopedia takes the field as a Cyclops Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Big Eyes Little WheelSees all, cycles anywhere. Giant Visor Bonk (70)Slams a giant visor on the plaintiff. Wheel…
Her spine is a column. It has opinions about posture. Marigold Pillarmoor takes the field as a Column Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Column PriorityShe stands tall in every procession. Unasked. Column Press (30)Presses a stone column through the hedge. Pipe Organ Wail…
This is Marisol Shellgrave. The family fortune is in her shell. The Krumplethorns keep asking for a loan. Marisol Shellgrave takes the field as a Treasurer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 104/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral VaultKeeps the family fortune in her shell. Coin Spiral (40)Spins…
This is Mathilde Conchswirl. Her shell hood swirls the wind. The leaves end up next door. Mathilde Conchswirl takes the field as a Shell Hood, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Shell SwirlHer shell hood swirls the wind. Swirl Gust (50)Swirls leaves next door….
This is Matilda Fanrake. She rakes in perfect fans. Every pattern points next door. Matilda Fanrake takes the field as a Fan Rake, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fan PatternRakes in a wide fan shape. Fan Rake Sweep (40)Sweeps wide with the fan…
She dusts the same shelf every hour. It has never been dustier. Matilda Finnickerby takes the field as a Housemaid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Teapot FlourishServes tea with flourish and no spills. Flourish Flick (30)Flicks a cloth at their cheek. Cap Tip (30)Tips…
She wears four wheels and zero apologies. Matilda Ringcastle takes the field as a Ring Duchess, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 032/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wheel of FortuneEvery wheel turns once in her favor. Ring Roll (50)Rolls a heavy ring over the flowerbed. Circle Squeeze (50)Squeezes the plaintiff…
His crest is a skyline. His mood is a skyline in the rain. Matthias Crestfall takes the field as a Crest Fall Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 101/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: CrestfallenFalls. Rises. Falls again. Then wins. Crest Crash (30)Crashes a great crest on the plaintiff. Skyline…
He owns every roof in his hat. He has never been to the ground floor. Maurice Skylinehall takes the field as a Skyline Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: City ViewLooks at his city through a very small hat. Skyline Slam (50)Slams a…
His fedora is brass and flies off at the smallest insult. Maximilian Fedorabrass takes the field as a Fedora Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Triple Hat TreatmentHat trick: three plans, all hat. Fedora Fling (70)Flings a brass fedora at the plaintiff. Brim…
His plan has no edges. The Krumplethorns live on one. Maximilian Radialton takes the field as a Radial Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spoke PlanAll his streets meet in the middle at his desk. Radius Rip (40)Rips a line from his desk to…
He inherited the chair and the bike. Neither one has ever been ridden. Maximilian Rockbridge takes the field as a Chair Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 014/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cradle RockEvery ruling arrives while he rocks. Rocker Roll (50)Rocks the chair into the plaintiff’s feet….
His lodge is a wing. His wing is a lodge. His lodge is on loan. Maximilian Winglodge takes the field as a Wing Lodge Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 107/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wing Lodge RightsClaims every wing as a lodge. Wing Lodge Slam (40)Slams the…
His wings are bigger than his hat. His hat is bigger than his lawn. Maximilian Wingroth takes the field as a Wing Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 077/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sky RiderRides his wings over every neighbor’s fence. Wing Lift (40)Lifts the hedge with both…
Everything she sits on has been upgraded by a cousin. Merriweather Cushiongale takes the field as a Cushion Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 035/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Soft LandingFalls up, landing on a very large bequest. Cushion Smash (40)Smashes a velvet cushion into the plaintiff. Wing…