His plans have parapets. His neighbour’s plans have shrubs, regrettably. Ludovic Parapetson takes the field as a Parapet Drafter, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Parapet PrideLooks down on everyone, from a parapet. Parapet Slam (60)Slams the plaintiff over a parapet. Quill Stab (50)Stabs…
This is Ludovic Pinchnose. He wears headphones near the Krumplethorns. They aren’t playing anything. Ludovic Pinchnose takes the field as a Snob, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pointed NosePoints the nose at anything common. Disdain Sniff (30)Sniffs at their garden furniture. Promenade…
His bike has a spire. His spire has a flag. The flag has an opinion. Ludovic Spirewheel takes the field as a Spire Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Spire RevvingRevs the spire and the audience. Spire Ram (60)Rams the plaintiff with a spire…
His wheel is also a fortress. His fortress has only one door. It is closed. Ludovic Spokebastion takes the field as a Wheel Bastion, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Bastion Wheel PrideWheel is a bastion. Bastion is a wheel. Spoke Fortress (90)Crushes…
This is Lunette Moonbright. She’s the estate’s rising star. She’s been rising since 1979. Lunette Moonbright takes the field as a Starlet, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crescent CrownWears the moon. Expects applause. Night Cycle (40)Cycles past their house after dark. Starlet…
He is a surveillance gear, a burrower and a poor neighbour. Lysander Cogburrow takes the field as a Cog Burrower, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hole in OneDigs where the plaintiff least expects. Cog Burrow (30)Burrows under and pops up behind. Gear Slap (40)Slaps…
This is Lysander Moonwell. He’s never seen a morning. The Krumplethorns mow at dawn to spite him. Lysander Moonwell takes the field as a Baronet, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Night OwlRides by moonlight. Sleeps through mornings. Moon Ride (50)Rides the crescent…
He measures the skyline by sewing it shut. Lysander Needlemoor takes the field as a Needle Surveyor, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 029/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Needle TrickHe sews up every argument with a steeple. Needle Dance (50)Dances the plaintiff round a pinnacle. Pinnacle Javelin (30)Hurls a spire…
His hat is a globe. He is trying to buy the rest of it. Lysander Orbtree takes the field as a Globe Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: World OrderBelieves the whole world is a family asset. Atlas Twirl (40)Spins the hat and…
His pennants outnumber his friends. His friends, however, are well flagged. Lysander Pennantgrove takes the field as a Pennant Captain, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pennant PridePride rises with every pennant. Pennant Whip (50)Whips the plaintiff with a pennant. Grove Charge (40)Charges through…
He bows so low that his cap has touched the floor. Several times. Lysander Pointcap takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 057/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Needle CapHis pointed cap pricks any bowing Krumplethorn. Cap Jab (40)Jabs the cap’s point into their back. Tea…
His wheel is a spiral staircase. His plan is an escalator going nowhere. Lysander Spiralhoop takes the field as a Spiral Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 035/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Spiral Staircase LogicClimbs every argument in a spiral. Spiral Wheel Crush (60)Crushes the plaintiff in a…
Her castle sits on a cloud and her grudge sits on the ground. Lysandra Cloudcastle takes the field as a Cloud Castle Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Castle in the CloudsCastle in the clouds. Grudge on the ground. Cloud Castle Drop (40)Drops…
She folds everything neat. Even bad news comes creased. Lysandra Fanpleat takes the field as a Fold Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 084/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Origami WallShe folds the hedge into a very polite fan. Fan Fold Flap (40)Folds the plaintiff into a paper fan. Cap…
This is Mabel Hornhelm. She toots her horn at every Krumplethorn chore. They jump. Mabel Hornhelm takes the field as a Horn Helm, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Toot CallToots for every chore. Horn Toot (40)Toots the helm horn at them. Spade Shove…
Her dial has no numbers. It has plenty of grudges. Magdalena Dialwick takes the field as a Dial Whorl Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 082/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dial Up DreadDials up the dread. Slowly. Painfully. Brass Dial Whirl (50)Spins the plaintiff on a brass dial. Whorl…