She lights the lamps every dusk. The Krumplethorns snuff them every dawn. Mildred Tinderbox takes the field as a Lamplighter, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: First SparkLights the lantern before the fuse is lit. Spark Fling (40)Flings a handful of sparks at them. Wick…
This is Minerva Bellhood. She’s on every guest list on the estate. She crosses the Krumplethorns off. Minerva Bellhood takes the field as a Socialite, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 006/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dish BonnetPicks up gossip on both dishes. Society Pages (40)Reads their faults…
This is Mirabel Nightwing. She only goes out at night. The Krumplethorns lock the gate at dusk. Mirabel Nightwing takes the field as a Diva, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Night WingSpreads the wing. Night falls on their side. Midnight Drive…
A caricature of an architect. The Krumplethorns find this unfair on caricatures. Montague Archetype takes the field as an Archetype Chief, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 021/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Typical BehaviourBehaves exactly like his own caricature. Archetype Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff with a big drawing. Pin…
He rings the bell for every breach. There have been several hundred breaches. Montague Carillon takes the field as a Bell Sentry, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Carillon AlarmRings every bell the moment trouble starts. Belfry Clang (40)Clangs a bell over the plaintiff. Belfry…
His hat is a dome. His dome is on the municipal register. Montague Domespire takes the field as a Dome Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 102/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Rotunda RankHis dome is a halo. His halo is a rank. Dome Tumble (40)Tumbles a dome across the…
This is Montague Gildframe. He had himself framed. The Krumplethorns asked if it was a mugshot. Montague Gildframe takes the field as an Art Patron, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: MasterpieceLives inside a gilded frame. Rents nothing. Nose Up (50)Turns the long…
His beak reads every letter in the estate before the owner does. Montague Longbeak takes the field as a Postmaster, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 072/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long Beak PostReads the post through his long beak. Beak Stab (40)Stabs the beak into their envelope. Plate Spin…
His hat is a fine mist. He cannot find his own estate. Montague Plumeburn takes the field as a Smoke Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Puff of DoubtEvery no is just a cloud of rich smoke. Doubt Cloud (50)Fills the hedge with…
This is Montague Spireshadow. His spires shade the Krumplethorn lawn. Their grass is yellow. Montague Spireshadow takes the field as a Spire Hand, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tall ShadeHis spires shade the next lawn. Shadow Cast (50)Casts a shadow over their lawn….
His fingers are huge, his pens are tiny and his grudge is somewhere between. Montgomery Brassbrute takes the field as a Brute Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Heavy Handed PlanningPlans like a hammer. Draws like one too. Brute Slam (30)Slams the plaintiff…
He bills in quarter hours. The hedge has been billed for three years. Montgomery Clockhurst takes the field as a Clock Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Time Is MoneyCharges the plaintiff by the minute. Hourly Crush (70)Bills the plaintiff for every minute…
He wears more brass than the estate owns. Montgomery Gearhale takes the field as a Pinion Baron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Many DialsSeven dials, all showing his net worth. Brass Dial Smash (50)Spins a brass dial into their face. Flywheel Fury (40)Lets a…
This is Montgomery Holderby. He made his fortune short-selling Krumplethorn shares. Montgomery Holderby takes the field as a Broker, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Long HolderSmokes from a holder longer than his arm. Stock Tip (50)Gives them a stock tip. A bad…
The shell is a fan. The fan is a threat. The threat is quite polite. Montgomery Scalloway takes the field as a Shell Overseer, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Shell SleightHides a verdict under a shell. Scallop Slap (50)Slaps with a great copper scallop….
He balances seven trays at once. The eighth is carried by his reputation. Montgomery Trayfall takes the field as a Head Steward, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Seven TraysCarries seven trays and drops none of them. Silver Avalanche (80)Drops the whole tray stack…