Her writing desk is on a bicycle. The feud has come to her. Isadora Escritoire takes the field as a Desk Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Writing Desk WarriorWages war from a writing desk. Escritoire Charge (60)Charges the plaintiff on a desk…
She rattles her sabre at every hedge in Oxfordshire. Mostly Oxfordshire. Isadora Sabrefell takes the field as a Sabre Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Sabre RattlingRattles the sabre. Rattles the plaintiff. Sabre Slash (60)Slashes the plaintiff with a curved sabre. Rattle Roll…
She hasn’t opened the vault since the war. Which war is unclear. Isadora Vaultwhite takes the field as a Vault Madam, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Locked DownHer vault has no keyhole. It has a waiting list. Vault Door Slam (40)Slams a vault door…
This is Isolde Curtainfall. She makes an entrance at every garden party. Krumplethorn parties included. Isolde Curtainfall takes the field as a Grand Dame, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 015/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Curtain CallSteps through the curtain. Takes a bow. Encore (60)Comes back for an…
Her pressure gauge reads panic. Everyone else is calm. Isolde Dialspan takes the field as a Dial Duchess, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gauge PressureShe watches the pressure rise. Others feel it. Gauge Slam (60)Slams a pressure gauge into the plaintiff. Glass Tip Prod…
Her gabions are full of stones. Her gossip is full of rocks. Isolde Gabionet takes the field as a Gabion Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gabion GossipGossips from behind a gabion. Gabion Toss (30)Tosses a gabion at the plaintiff. Stone Spill (40)Spills…
Her left cheek is a mirror. She enjoys what it shows her. Isolde Mirrorcheek takes the field as a Mirror Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 091/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mirror ImageMimics the plaintiff’s insult, then upgrades it. Mirror Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a mirror. Spike Glare…
Her paper is thin. Her patience is thinner. Her ink is thinnest. Isolde Tracingpaper takes the field as a Tracing Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: See Through YouSees through every excuse. Trace Strike (50)Traces then strikes the plaintiff’s weak spot. Paper Cut…
He hears every conversation through the gutter. Billed monthly. Jasper Eavesmoor takes the field as an Eaves Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 082/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Drip LineHe judges every house by how it handles rain. Eaves Drop Strike (30)Drops an eave onto the plaintiff’s hat. Brass…
His goggles are enormous. He cannot see his own boundary any better. Jasper Goggleholt takes the field as a Goggle Scout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Goggle PrideWears the goggles into every dispute. Goggle Smack (50)Smacks the plaintiff with a goggle. Spiral Dive (40)Dives…
Cycling in a reflection, he gets attacked from both directions. Jasper Reflectoire takes the field as a Reflect Scout, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Mirror MeadowSpots enemies in the mirror meadow. Mirror Dash (50)Dashes across the mirror at the plaintiff. Wave Swell (40)Swells…
His hair is the largest feature on the estate, and it has opinions. Jasper Windwright takes the field as a Wind Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Plans for BreezePlans for breeze. Gets gale. Wind Blast (60)Blasts the plaintiff with a plan-sized gust….
This is Jeremiah Pitchrake. He forks his hay over the hedge. It’s compost, he says. Jeremiah Pitchrake takes the field as a Pitchrake, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hay ForkForks hay over the hedge. Hay Fork Toss (40)Forks hay onto their lawn. Monitor…
He cycles across a spiral reflection and the hedge never sees him coming. Jeremiah Reflectionwood takes the field as a Reflect Cyclist, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Mirror Meadow MarchMarches into the plaintiff’s reflection. Mirror Rush Down (70)Rushes through the mirror at the…
Two planners on one bicycle and a single plan. Neither will steer. Jocasta Penwheelmore takes the field as a Duo Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Plans for TwoPlans for two. Rides for one. Duo Pedal Charge (60)Charges the plaintiff on a plan…
She entered through the arch. Everyone else uses the side door. Josephine Archmere takes the field as an Archway Duchess, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Open DoorsHer doors open only for money, and ceremonies. Horn Blast (30)Blasts a copper horn at close range. Arcade…