Her lantern is bolted down. The rest of the estate is simply hoped for. Hildegard Boltwick takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lantern BoltBolts the lantern down so it can’t be stolen. Lantern Smash (40)Smashes her lantern against…
This is Hildegard Coneton. Her novel is about a petty neighbour. The Krumplethorns recognised themselves. Hildegard Coneton takes the field as a Novelist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cone of SilenceWrites in silence. Publishes noisily. Memoir (50)Publishes a memoir about the hedge….
This is Hildegard Glasshelter. She shelters under her dome when the Krumplethorns shout. Often. Hildegard Glasshelter takes the field as a Dome Rider, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 082/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Dome ShieldShelters under the glass dome. Dome Duck (50)Ducks under the dome. Then rams. Broom…
Lace curtains twitch. Hers have never stopped twitching. Hildegard Spirelace takes the field as a Lace Spire Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lace Curtain CoverHides behind lace. Sees everything. Spire Prick (30)Pricks the plaintiff with a lace spire. Dome Dunk (40)Dunks the plaintiff…
Her wheel is a ribcage. Her ribcage is a rotunda. Hildegard Wheelmoor takes the field as a Wheel Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Heavy DiscShe carries the disc. It carries her grudge. Ribbed Disc Roll (30)Rolls a ribbed disc over the plaintiff. Pillar…
This is Horace Windmillby. His windmills face the Krumplethorn side. They catch every breeze. Horace Windmillby takes the field as a Mill Keeper, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 052/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Windmill PowerThe windmills power his broom. Turbine Sweep (50)Sweeps with turbine power. Rock Perch (40)Perches…
This is Horatia Shipwell. Her flagship is beached in the garden. It’s aimed at the Krumplethorns. Horatia Shipwell takes the field as an Admiral, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 082/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: FlagshipCommands one ship. On dry land. Cannonade (40)Fires the ornamental cannon at their…
His trike is tiny. His commands are enormous. The enemy find it confusing. Horatio Trikewick takes the field as a Trike Scout, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 072/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Trike TacticsScouts on a tiny tricycle with great conviction. Trike Dash (40)Dashes through the plaintiff on…
His tray is perfectly level on three wheels. His temper is not. Horatio Tripodwell takes the field as a Tray Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tripod StandStands his tray on a tripod and does not wobble. Pot Pour (40)Pours a pot of tea…
This is Horatius Lookwell. He bought a telescope for the stars. It points at the Krumplethorn kitchen. Horatius Lookwell takes the field as an Observer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Telescope EyeSees the stars. And their kitchen. Star Chart (40)Charts the stars…
She fishes the estate lake daily. The lake has nothing left to give. Hortense Bramblewick takes the field as a Line Dowager, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 006/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine TackleCasts her line over any argument. Line Cast (40)Hooks the plaintiff by the sleeve. Tweed…
This is Hortense Dustpan. She catches every Krumplethorn crumb that crosses the hedge. Hortense Dustpan takes the field as a Pan Holder, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pan and BrushNever misses a crumb. Pan Scoop (40)Scoops them up in the pan. Hat Brim…
She lights the path to the manor. The Krumplethorns keep using it. Hortense Lampsby takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 002/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Night DutyLights the estate path and spots intruders. Lamp Lash (40)Swings a hot lantern at their shins. Gown…
Her reflection is better dressed. The deed goes to the reflection. Hortense Rippleford takes the field as a Reflection Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Water TableShe never walks on land. Land walks around her. Ripple Strike (60)Sends a ripple through the plaintiff’s boots….
Her wheel is orange. Her patience, regrettably, is also orange. Hortensia Hubcapley takes the field as a Hub Guardian, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wheel Well PreparedOne wheel, fully prepared for trouble. Hub Smash (50)Smashes the plaintiff with a hubcap. Tyre Roll (60)Rolls over…
He serves tea at four. If you are late, it is served to the cat. Humbert Clockhand takes the field as a Timekeeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 034/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tea on TimeEvery cup is served at the exact second. Hour Strike (40)Strikes the hour right…