His chair is chequered. So is his history, including three hedges. Gregory Chequerplan takes the field as a Chequer Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Chequered PastEvery plan has a chequered past. Chequer Smash (50)Smashes the plaintiff with a chequered cushion. Ship Model…
She outflanks a hedge nightly. The hedge, naturally, is not impressed. Guinevere Flankwright takes the field as a Flank Scout, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 004/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Flank SpeedReaches the flank before the argument. Flank Shove (70)Shoves the plaintiff from the left flank. Reflection Raid…
This is Gustav Cubewell. He designed the Schittsnaud wing. It shades the whole Krumplethorn house. Gustav Cubewell takes the field as an Architect, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cube CityDesigned the skyline. Signed every block. Block Drop (40)Drops a building block on…
Her halo is eleven feet wide. Nothing is permitted inside it. Gwendolen Haloscope takes the field as a Halo Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wide HaloHer hat is a halo that taxes the clergy. Halo Slash (60)Slashes the hedge with the halo…
This is Gwendoline Sootcap. Her hat chimney blows soot next door. She says it’s the wind. Gwendoline Sootcap takes the field as a Smokestack, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 056/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Chimney HatPuffs smoke from the hat pipe. Village Chimney Puff (40)Puffs soot over the…
She plans the finest ceiling mouldings and the coldest Krumplethorn silences. Gwendolyn Cornicebrook takes the field as a Cornice Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 004/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cornice CrushCrushes ideas with ornamental plasterwork. Cornice Drop (40)Drops a plaster cornice on the plaintiff. Pencil Jab (30)Jabs…
This is Gwendolyn Glassdomer. She keeps a glasshouse on her head. Nothing grows next door. Gwendolyn Glassdomer takes the field as a Dome Keeper, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 006/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Snide GlasshouseKeeps a glasshouse on her head. Smug Glass Glare (60)Glares sun off the…
She is the beam above the door. Nobody asked her down. Gwendolyn Lintelhale takes the field as a Lintel Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Door HeadShe stands above every door and every argument. Lintel Lob (40)Lobs a stone lintel at the plaintiff. Cog…
Her nose is polished to a shine. It has also found out many secrets. Gwendolyn Nibbleton takes the field as a Lady’s Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 084/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Nose PolishPolishes the silver with the end of her nose. Snout Prod (40)Pokes the nose straight…
Her cheeks are a plan. Her specs are a plan. Her sulk is a masterplan. Gwyneth Roundlensby takes the field as a Spec Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Specs AppealHer specs have more appeal than her plans. Spec Spin (40)Spins the plaintiff…
He wears a gold veil. His bank statements are hidden under it. Hamilton Veilbrook takes the field as a Veil Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 091/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gold VeilVeils his face and his bank statements. Veil Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff with a gold veil….
He lights fifty sconces before anyone notices the first. Fine work. Harold Sconcewick takes the field as a Lamplighter, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 055/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sconce LightLights every sconce he passes. Torch Wave (40)Waves a torch under their chin. Pedal Sprint (30)Sprints past with a…
His specs are round, his hat is round and his temper is a perfect circle. Heinrich Bifocalby takes the field as a Bifocal Duke, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bifocal BlusterBlusters in two focal lengths at once. Bifocal Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff between…
Her fan is a plan. Her plan is a fan. Her breeze is a threat. Heloise Fanmoore takes the field as a Fan Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fan FatigueFans herself. Fans the grudge. Fan Slice (40)Slices the plaintiff with a lace…
She cycles straight past the hedge, saluting it. Insultingly. Heloise Pedalmarch takes the field as a Pedal Captain, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 045/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Pedal MarchMarches by pedal, in step. Pedal March Shove (70)Shoves the plaintiff in time. Bell Salute (60)Salutes with a loud…
This is Henrietta Barrowby. She wheels away anything the Krumplethorns leave by the hedge. Forever. Henrietta Barrowby takes the field as a Barrow, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Barrow LoadWheels away anything left out. Sunday Barrow Dump (40)Dumps a barrow on their path….