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  • Archibald Teaspoke to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Archibald Teaspoke

    Archibald Teaspoke

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    He’ll have your tea before you’ve sat down. Or before you’re invited. Archibald Teaspoke takes the field as a Valet, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 051/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spoke ServiceServes every guest at spoke speed. Rim Jab (30)Pokes them with a long spoke. Bell Peal (30)Rings the…

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    Archibald Windvane

    Archibald Windvane

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    This is Archibald Windvane. He always knows which way the wind blows. Toward the Krumplethorns. Archibald Windvane takes the field as a Wind Vane, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Weather EyeKnows the wind before it blows. Back Gate Wind Shift (60)Shifts the wind….

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    Archibald Winkleloop

    Archibald Winkleloop

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    He always carries a loop of cord. It’s mostly for the Krumplethorns. Archibald Winkleloop takes the field as a Valet, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Winkle LoopLoops a cord around the Krumplethorns’ ankles. Cord Snag (30)Snags their ankles with a loose cord. Hat Dip…

  • Archie Visorbelly to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Archie Visorbelly

    Archie Visorbelly

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    This is Archie Visorbelly. He drops his visor when Krumplethorns complain. Every time. Archie Visorbelly takes the field as a Visor Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Shade VisorVisor down. Won’t see a thing. Teatime Visor Down (40)Drops the visor. Ignores them. Hose…

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    Ariadne Pennyfarthing

    Ariadne Pennyfarthing

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    Her wheel is bigger than her whole house. She has never fallen off. Ariadne Pennyfarthing takes the field as a Page, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Penny FarthingRides a huge wheel and delivers tiny notes. Big Wheel Run (40)Rolls the large wheel over their…

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    Augusta Fanwheel

    Augusta Fanwheel

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    Everything about her rolls forward except her opinion. Augusta Fanwheel takes the field as a Fan Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 103/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wheel WithinHer fan has a wheel. Her wheel has a plan. Fan Wheel Whirl (40)Whirls her fan wheel across the lawn. Wing…

  • Augustin Belltowers to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Augustin Belltowers

    Augustin Belltowers

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    Four hundred bells. Not one of them is his idea. Augustin Belltowers takes the field as a Spirewright, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Chime of AuthorityWhen he speaks the neighbors’ windows apologize. Carillon Crash (100)Rings every bell in the estate at once. Ornate…

  • Augustin Cannonade to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Augustin Cannonade

    Augustin Cannonade

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    He fires one cannon a day, at dawn, at the hedge. Augustin Cannonade takes the field as a Cannonade Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Loud OpinionsEvery opinion arrives with a cannon. Cannonade Burst (60)Bursts a polite cannonade at the plaintiff. Echo Slam…

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    Augustin Deskwright

    Augustin Deskwright

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    His desk is the size of a small lawn, with considerably fewer hedges. Augustin Deskwright takes the field as a Desk Builder, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Desk DoctrineBelieves any problem can be solved with a desk. Desk Drop (50)Drops a mahogany desk…

  • Augustin Fanwhirl to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Augustin Fanwhirl

    Augustin Fanwhirl

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    He fans the estate with a copper wing. The Krumplethorns are blown away. Augustin Fanwhirl takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Fan GustFans away any smoke the Krumplethorns raise. Gust Spin (60)Spins his wide fan into a gale. Top…

  • Augustin Oilcan to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Augustin Oilcan

    Augustin Oilcan

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    This is Augustin Oilcan. He oils the Schittsnaud gate. The Krumplethorn gate still squeaks. Augustin Oilcan takes the field as an Oiler, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Well OiledKeeps every hinge oiled. Polite Oil Slick (50)Spreads oil on their path. Steam Hiss (40)Hisses…

  • Augustin Propwell to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Augustin Propwell

    Augustin Propwell

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    This is Augustin Propwell. He flies over the hedge every Sunday. He drops leaflets about property lines. Augustin Propwell takes the field as an Air Baron, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Propeller NoseSpins the prop to cool his temper. Air Show (40)Buzzes…

  • Augustina Weathervest to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Augustina Weathervest

    Augustina Weathervest

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    This is Augustina Weathervest. She warns Schittsnauds about the rain. The Krumplethorn washing gets soaked. Augustina Weathervest takes the field as a Weather Hand, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Porch Light ForecastKnows when rain is coming. Rain Warning (50)Warns Schittsnauds. Not the others….

  • Augustine Basilica to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Augustine Basilica

    Augustine Basilica

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    His basilica is vast. His forgiveness of Krumplethorns is not. Augustine Basilica takes the field as a Basilica Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Holy Hedge RageRages piously at the hedge. Dome Smite (50)Smites the plaintiff with a basilica dome. Aisle Stampede (60)Rushes the…

  • Augustus Bearded to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Augustus Bearded

    Augustus Bearded

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    His beard weighs more than the plan. His grudge weighs more than both. Augustus Bearded takes the field as a Beard Duke, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Beard BallastThe beard anchors the plan. Beard Smother (30)Smothers the plaintiff in a bearded belly. Pinstripe…

  • Augustus Lookoutwell to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Augustus Lookoutwell

    Augustus Lookoutwell

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    He sees the hedge from the high watch. He complains about its altitude. Augustus Lookoutwell takes the field as a Lookout Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: High Watch WhineWhines from the high watch. Lookout Strike (30)Strikes from the highest tower. Glass Pane…

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