His head is a perfect cube. His surveys are not far behind. Ferdinand Blockhead takes the field as a Chief Surveyor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 066/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Block SurveySurveys any lot in perfect squares. Block Bash (70)Bashes them with a squared head….
He’s clamped evidence out of more hedges than he can count. Ferdinand Clampwhorl takes the field as an Impression Exam., one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 062/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Clamp CastClamps the mold before the evidence dries. Beacon Verdict (40)Pours wax into the exact bootprint. Ledger…
His hat is a pyramid. His beard is a second one. Ferdinand Pyramidge takes the field as a Spire Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 041/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pyramid RuleThe hat points at whoever loses. Apex Jab (50)Points the hat straight at the plaintiff….
Her objections land before the words even finish. Ferdinand Scythewell takes the field as a Precedent Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 038/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Parchment TraceSevers the appeal before it’s filed. Blade Verdict (40)Snaps the contract shut on their hand. Parchment Report…
He has no body to search. Nobody has ever searched him. Fergus Gogglebrim takes the field as a Bailiff, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 103/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Floating HeadNo body. Still stops them at the door. Saucer Hat Spin (40)Spins the saucer hat to…
He ushers people in circles until they forget why they came. Fernando Coilspring takes the field as an Usher, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 069/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wire WhirlSpins faster when the case drags. Pogo Plea (50)Bounces the plea right back at them. Orbital…
This is Ferris Flintcourt. The only fast Solicitor. They keep him busy for exactly that reason. Ferris Flintcourt takes the field as a Process Server, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 018/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: ServedFinds you. Hands you the papers. Leaves. Drive-By (50)Serves the summons…
His hat is a tall box. Nobody has dared to open it. Ferris Quillbrim takes the field as a Tower Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 074/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pillbox TowerThe tall box hides a very small gavel. Box Collapse (40)Drops a tall hat…
Her skirt rings when taxes rise. It rings most days. Fiona Chimeshaw takes the field as a Rate Setter, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 024/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bell ChimeRings a new rate at every hour. Bell Clapper (30)Swings her skirt like a clapper. Horn…
He matched the checkered scarf to their picnic blanket, thread for thread. Fitzgerald Diamondwick takes the field as a Material Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 080/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Checker Weave AnalysisReads the checkered fabric like a ledger. Copper Oath (40)Counts every thread of the…
He drafts from a height of three spires. His drafts are always windy. Fitzgerald Spirewhip takes the field as a Planner, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 086/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spire DraftDrafts the whole district from a high spire. Spire Whip (40)Whips a tall spire…
This is Fitzroy Pinsley. Every pin sticking out of him holds a public notice. He’s out of room. Fitzroy Pinsley takes the field as a Notice Board Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 087/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: PinnedPins every notice where you can’t miss it….
His version of the hedge story now has a dragon. It’s in the record. Fitzwilliam Loopley takes the field as a Scribe, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 047/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spun StoryEvery fact gets one more loop. Carousel Clause (30)Sends the case around one…
He has not smiled since the Tuesday docket of the year before last. Fitzwilliam Stonebrow takes the field as a Stern Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 020/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Goatee GavelStrokes the beard before every verdict. Brow Press (40)Presses a stern brow against…
She broadcasts every ruling. The Krumplethorns only get static. Florence Brimcastle takes the field as a Recorder, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 077/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tinted NotesTakes notes behind an amber visor. Antenna Notice (30)Broadcasts the ruling down the street. Amber Annotation (40)Marks their…
This is Florence Mobley. She moves the courthouse every time she loses a case. It’s on address four. Florence Mobley takes the field as a Relocation Officer, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 091/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Moving DayTakes the whole building with her. Drive Off…