This is Gwendolyn Sprocket. She’s the only judge who rides the circuit, and she rides it on one wheel. Gwendolyn Sprocket takes the field as a Circuit Judge, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 029/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: On CircuitRides from court to court on one…
His frown has been consistent since the old docket. Hamish Frownfield takes the field as a Frown Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 081/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Great FrownHis frown sets the sentence before the hearing. Frown Slam (60)Slams a frown across the bench. Gold…
This is Harriet Buttress. She’s held up the cathedral so long she forgets which of them is the wall. Harriet Buttress takes the field as a Load-Bearing Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 055/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Load BearingIf she leaves, the cathedral falls. Prop…
The dial says the Krumplethorns are under pressure. She caused it. Harriet Gaugeworth takes the field as an Assessor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 061/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pressure ReadingChecks the dial before every ruling. Gauge Reading (30)Reads their stress on the brass dial. Cylinder…
She values an item by its curve. Corners have been marked down. Harriet Gourdwick takes the field as an Assessor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 058/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bulb AppraisalAppraises any item by its rounded edge. Round Bump (50)Bumps them with her round middle….
This is Hector Nineby. His head is a nine. Nobody has ever actually read subsection nine. Hector Nineby takes the field as a Statute Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 099/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Subsection NineEvery case falls under subsection nine. Needle Nose (30)Pokes into…
Her worldview is black, white, and Krumplethorn. Henrietta Checkerglass takes the field as a Pattern Analyst, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 011/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Board LogicNo pattern escapes the checkerboard mind. Knight’s Deduction (40)Sees two moves ahead of the alibi. Black Square Stare (30)Finds the…
He’s never met a loophole he couldn’t widen for the right client. Henrietta Clauseblade takes the field as a Litigation Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 055/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Statute AuditFolds the brief past recognition. Notch Filing (40)Wings the verdict in before the gavel….
This is Henrietta Quarterhour. The clock in her ear has billed the estate six thousand hours this year. Henrietta Quarterhour takes the field as a Court Timekeeper, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 066/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Billable HoursEvery second costs you something. Clock In (20)Starts…
The Krumplethorns haven’t won an appeal she’s touched. Henrietta Razoredge takes the field as a Brief Slicer, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 064/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Precedent ClaimShreds the paperwork, signature included. Crease Oath (50)Folds their defense into a paper crane. Shard Sweep (40)Pins the…
She surveys from the next street over. Nobody has figured out why. Henrietta Scopewell takes the field as a Surveyor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 044/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spyglass SurveySpots a stray twig three blocks away. Telescope Trespass (40)Proves the branch crossed the line….
One ear is a satellite dish. The other is a very small fork. Hesper Earlobe takes the field as a Round Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 028/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wide EarOverhears the case being argued next door. Specs Flash (30)Flashes round specs at…
The hedge clippings are under glass. Nobody gets to touch them again. Hester Domesworth takes the field as a Warden, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 079/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Glass Dome CustodyKeeps the evidence under glass forever. Dome Detention (50)Seals the gardener under the dome….
This is Hester Spindlecourt. She ticketed both families’ cars the same night. It’s all they agree on. Hester Spindlecourt takes the field as a Parking Warden, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 025/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: TicketedEvery vehicle gets a ticket. Even hers. Parking Ticket (40)Slaps…
He’s matched the delivery bike’s tread nine times over. Hezekiah Pedalscope takes the field as a Vehicle Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 098/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pedal Tread ReadMatches the pedal track to the exact bike. Fern Verdict (40)Submits the pedal track as sworn fact….
Her pouch is full of levies. Hers is always the heaviest. Hildegard Pouchwell takes the field as a Levy Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 092/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pouch LevyCollects levies in a pouch the size of a lot. Pouch Swing (40)Swings the pouch…