The Krumplethorns haven’t won an appeal she’s touched. Hobart Bladecroft takes the field as an Injunction Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 019/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fold DepositionShreds the paperwork, signature included. Bolt Verdict (40)Folds their defense into a paper crane. Wing Snap (40)Pins the…
He’s hooded, but the Krumplethorns never see him coming. Hobart Cowlglass takes the field as a Toolmark Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 056/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hood Lens FocusReads the mark from under the hood. Hedge Sweep (40)Finds the evidence hidden in the hem. Spoke…
She matched the checkered tread to their delivery wagon. Honoria Checkerspoke takes the field as a Vehicle Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 073/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Checker Tread ReadMatches the checkered tread to the cart. Chisel Sweep (40)Submits the checkered track as fact. Dust Objection…
This is Horace Doorley. Something small with horns has asked to come in every night for a year. Horace Doorley takes the field as an Arch Concierge, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 022/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Guest ListIf you’re not on it, you’re not in….
His testimony runs nine hours. The hair takes most of it. Horace Fringewell takes the field as a Witness, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 097/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hair TestimonyLong hair, longer statements. Binocular Brief (40)Reviews the brief from very far away. Fringe Benefit (30)Claims…
Nobody has seen his face. The court knows him only by the ticking. Horatio Pendlewick takes the field as a Judge, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 012/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Final HourWhen it strikes, all filings close. Swinging Verdict (90)Swings the ruling to whoever…
Nobody has ever seen him sign. Everything he seals stays sealed. Horatio Veilgrate takes the field as a Notary, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 013/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hooded SealSeals any document without being seen. Silent Stamp (50)Stamps their name on the dotted line. Waterline…
Her spectacles show the whole record. Her eyes show how disappointed she is. Hortensia Roundspecs takes the field as a Spectacle Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 024/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fine ReadingReads the fine print before you write it. Glass Slam (50)Slams the lenses…
This is Hubert Boxley. He’s never thought outside the box. He can’t. He’s in it. Hubert Boxley takes the field as a Compliance Box, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 090/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Boxed InThinks inside the box. Lives there too. Square One (30)Sends your…
This is Hugo Meshworth. He issued a gag order so strict it fitted itself to his own face. Hugo Meshworth takes the field as a Gagged Counsel, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 076/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gag OrderCan’t say a word. Neither can you. Muffle…
His hat is a triangle. So is his smile, when he has one. Hugo Pointercap takes the field as a Cap Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 099/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Triangle BrimHis triangle brim only points at the loser. Cap Point (40)Points a triangular…
He looks twice at everything. He still gets it wrong. Humphrey Longspecs takes the field as a Spectacle Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 037/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Second SquintTakes two looks and charges for both. Glass Tap (30)Taps the glass and the exhibit cracks….
He’s sifted more wreckage than the groundskeepers have swept. Humphrey Rubblescope takes the field as a Debris Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 082/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Rubble SiftSifts the wreckage for the one damning shard. Spoke Reading (40)Submits the broken shard into record. Dust Trace…
His rulings roll three ways at once. The middle one usually wins. Humphrey Tripodane takes the field as a Zoning Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 045/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Triple Wheel RuleRules from three wheels. One is always right. Horn Spike (50)Spikes the horn…
Replaced the stake eleven times. It keeps wandering. Hyacinth Orbitwhorl takes the field as a Field Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 039/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Orbital SweepSurveys the whole perimeter at a glance. Perimeter Log (40)Logs every inch of trespassed hedge. Survey Marker (30)Drives the…
Her eye spins once for guilt, twice for fines. Hyacinth Spiralneck takes the field as a Spiral Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 058/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral EyeOne spiral eye watches the whole room. Eye Swirl (40)Hypnotizes the plaintiff with a spiral eye. Order…