The Krumplethorns haven’t won an appeal she’s touched. Gideon Precedentblade takes the field as a Filing Clerk, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 094/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Nettle MotionShreds the paperwork, signature included. Shard Filing (40)Folds their defense into a paper crane. Vellum Claim (30)Pins the…
He found a loophole in the hedge. He crawled through it. Gideon Rimshaw takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 076/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wheeled LensesSpinning lenses find every loophole. Lens Wheel Spin (40)Spins the lens until a flaw appears. Collar…
This is Gilbert Sulkworth. He runs the complaints desk and has filed more complaints than anyone. Gilbert Sulkworth takes the field as a Complaints Desk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 065/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: GrievanceFiles a complaint about every complaint. Sulk (30)Pouts until the hearing…
He zones a whole lot inside a cage. The lot has not complained. Giles Meshcoat takes the field as a Zoning Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 065/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cage ZoneZones every lot inside a steel cage. Lattice Drop (50)Drops a grid cage…
This is Gloria Lookout. That tiny figure on the road is a Krumplethorn. She spotted him two days ago. Gloria Lookout takes the field as a Watchtower Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 070/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: LookoutSpots trespassers before they leave home. Spyglass (30)Zooms…
He’s filed more peck reports than the court can read. Granville Beakspool takes the field as a Field Spotter, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 107/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Beaked FocusSpots the smallest violation from a hedge away. Wire Verdict (30)Files the complaint before anyone notices. Fern…
She shreds first, files the apology later. If at all. Granville Claspwing takes the field as a Clause Cutter, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 043/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Precedent StrikeEdits testimony with a blade, not ink. Bolt Audit (40)Blades through the paperwork, silent. Bramble Report…
This is Gregor Blockley. He is the office. Every light in him is a clerk pretending to be busy. Gregor Blockley takes the field as an Office of Records, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 007/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Open OfficeEvery window lit. Nobody working. Overtime…
His nose is a bill spike. Nothing slips past it without getting stuck. Gregor Stilettomere takes the field as a Levy Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 025/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Nose Pole LevySkewers any bill that is slow to pay. Nose Skewer (60)Pins their…
His horns are cone hats. His gavel is nearly the same. Gregor Twohorn takes the field as a Horn Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 091/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Twin HornsTwo horns, two ears, no mercy. Horn Pin (40)Pins the claim between two cone hats….
This is Grimsby Hookworth. He collects what’s owed. The hedge owes plenty. Grimsby Hookworth takes the field as a Debt Collector, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 010/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Reaper’s FeeEvery overdue account gets the blade. Scowl (30)Scowls until you pay. Sickle Sweep (70)Clears…
He breathes loudly through the hose so they know he’s still watching. Grover Hosecombe takes the field as a Bailiff, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 062/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Breathing OrderEvery breath is entered into the record. Hose Haul (50)Drags the defendant in by the…
He cuts through red tape like it personally offended him. Guinevere Slicemark takes the field as a Writ Breaker, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 062/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Chisel SweepSlices the fine print before it’s read. Fan Breach (40)Shreds the evidence into legal confetti. Docket…
One golden drop was all she needed to prove the banned fertilizer. Guinevere Teardropglass takes the field as a Toxicology Exam., one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 081/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Droplet TraceIdentifies the tonic by a single falling drop. Candle Citation (40)Submits the suspicious tonic as…
She wears a cone so tall the ceiling bends away from it. Gwendolyn Conewick takes the field as a Cone Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 052/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tall ConeHer cone rises above every excuse. Cone Collapse (50)Drops the cone on a doubtful…
Next available date: never. Then she flips the hourglass and checks again. Gwendolyn Hourton takes the field as a Scheduler, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 034/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sand DelayTurns the hourglass whenever they speak. Hourglass Hat (40)Lets the sand decide the verdict. Wire…